D'u like triangles or rectangles? Or whole like a bum?

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I prefer them sliced on a diagonal resulting in triangular pieces. Preferably two slices resulting in 4 pieces however 1 slices/2 pieces is good as well. Rectangles seem pointless, there is no advantage over a whole sandwhich, why even bother? Triangles give you a nice little pointy end that easily fits in your mouth.

Eating a sandwhich whole is for homeless people that don't own plates.

What do you guys do?

Good:

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Better:

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Stupid:

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Homeless:

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Triangle, although the 1/4 mini cut is inferior to the 1/2 cut.
 
Triangle crew checking in.
 
It's not the hands I have a problem with it's the small sinister mouths.


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Cut into four little squares bc I’m 5 yrs old
 
I prefer them sliced on a diagonal resulting in triangular pieces. Preferably two slices resulting in 4 pieces however 1 slices/2 pieces is good as well. Rectangles seem pointless, there is no advantage over a whole sandwhich, why even bother? Triangles give you a nice little pointy end that easily fits in your mouth.

Eating a sandwhich whole is for homeless people that don't own plates.

What do you guys do?

Good:

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Better:

sandwiches%20illustrative.jpg


Stupid:

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Homeless:

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PB & J is always whole.
 
Interesting dilemma.

Who leaves the crust on?
 
i eat the food in such a disgusting greedy manner, the cut don't fucking matter. I eat a regular slice of pizza in a few bites, it could be cut in the shape of cock, i don't care.
 
you sound feminine.

heroes are masculine

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I prefer them sliced on a diagonal resulting in triangular pieces. Preferably two slices resulting in 4 pieces however 1 slices/2 pieces is good as well. Rectangles seem pointless, there is no advantage over a whole sandwhich, why even bother? Triangles give you a nice little pointy end that easily fits in your mouth.

Eating a sandwhich whole is for homeless people that don't own plates.

What do you guys do?

Good:

sandwichhalves1.png


Better:

sandwiches%20illustrative.jpg


Stupid:

egg_salad_sandwich_14-.jpg


Homeless:

1200px-Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Sandwich.png
I eat my sandwiches whole because I'm a man.
Sorry you have tiny, shrimp fork hands, bro
<{Heymansnicker}>
 
I cut along the flat axis so I end up with two open face sandwiches.
 
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