Drunk Criminal Raccoon

[don't ask]

@HI SCOTT NEWMAN after a wild night out with @Luthien @don't ask @BroRogan @BFoe and @Arqueto

Awwww poor drunk, criminal raccoon. It reminds me of when @BroRogan went on a bender and had some laws created just for him

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

@Yoricks Wisdom getting down at his highschool reunion

 

[Arqueto]

@HI SCOTT NEWMAN after a wild night out with @Luthien @don't ask @BroRogan @BFoe and @Arqueto

It was a good night. @BroRogan's elephant mate brought the beers

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

It was a good night. @BroRogan's elephant mate brought the beers

It was EPIC

 

[BFoe]

Awwww poor drunk, criminal raccoon. It reminds me of when @BroRogan went on a bender and had some laws created just for him

 

[SurferH2O]

It was EPIC

Is that where the elephants and many other animals eat the fermented fruit and get shit faced?

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Is that where the elephants and many other animals eat the fermented fruit and get shit faced?

That actual title was... Elephants too sh*tfaced to make it home

 

[SurferH2O]

I had a yellow lab in my teens and early twenties. She was a really nice dog. When I had parties, she would get a can of beer full... and walk around with it in her mouth. If anyone tried to take it from her, she would growl, but not a "I'm going to fuck you up" growl, just a "please don't fuck with my beer growl". She would then take it to the back yard when it wasn't too cold anymore, puncture it and suck/lick all the beer out. She'd do about 2 beers and be a happy dog. Then one night, two of my friends were over smoking weed and one had the bright idea to exhale into a paper back and then put it over her head... that dog went full stoner after that. If you had weed on you, she'd out you nudging your pocket to hook her up. Thank God my parents never figured out what it meant when she would jam up certain friends constantly. She just really liked the stoner kids.... lol

Animals like their party too.

 

[SurferH2O]

That actual title was... Elephants too sh*tfaced to make it home

Here it is...



lol

 

[ricc505]

3AM getting a Burger and Fries .... and running into a buddy you haven't seen in ages ( Early that night buying a round of shots during happy hour )

My best friend and I would park behind the bar, pick up a case of beer at closing, and listen to music and drink until the sun was up before heading home and seeing each other at work for 2nd shift. Cheers!

 

[mozfonky]

glad they didn't just kill him.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

@Yoricks Wisdom getting down at his highschool reunion

Your mom can still shake her money maker.

 

[mb23100]

I've told the whole story in here before but the shorter version is, we went to a Raiders game and she got shitface drunk at the tailgate party and was puking in a bathroom stall before the game even started

Some girls told me she was asking for me so I went in there to help her and some other different chicks went and told the cops that a guy was in the girls bathroom so they came in

I ended up getting arrested for drunk in public and missed the game

My cousins wife was walking around looking for us and saw me getting arrested and quickly grabbed my ex out of the bathroom stall before the cops could come back for her so she got away


This is all of us happy & smiling together before the game, things quickly went south after that LoL


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Arresting someone for being drunk at a Raiders game should be considered entrapment

 

[Meatspin]

Arresting someone for being drunk at a Raiders game should be considered entrapment

Haven’t been myself but heard it’s compulsory for attendance.