Drunk Criminal Raccoon

[Meatspin]

Behold this glorious creature

https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/r...cle_0a623ad2-6930-450e-aacd-26575375254f.html

 

[lsa]

I am told his name is @Rawex

 

[Meatspin]

Spirit animal

 

[Pittie Petey]

Looks exactly like my ex on our second date

 

[Meatspin]

Looks exactly like my ex on our second date

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I feel there is a story here

 

[NadaRekowski]

That racio.
Is my friend.

 

[Pittie Petey]

I feel there is a story here

I've told the whole story in here before but the shorter version is, we went to a Raiders game and she got shitface drunk at the tailgate party and was puking in a bathroom stall before the game even started

Some girls told me she was asking for me so I went in there to help her and some other different chicks went and told the cops that a guy was in the girls bathroom so they came in

I ended up getting arrested for drunk in public and missed the game

My cousins wife was walking around looking for us and saw me getting arrested and quickly grabbed my ex out of the bathroom stall before the cops could come back for her so she got away


This is all of us happy & smiling together before the game, things quickly went south after that LoL

 

[Meatspin]

I've told the whole story in here before but the shorter version is, we went to a Raiders game and she got shitface drunk at the tailgate party and was puking in a bathroom stall before the game even started

Some girls told me she was asking for me so I went in there to help her and some other different chicks went and told the cops that a guy was in the girls bathroom so they came in

I ended up getting arrested for drunk in public and missed the game

My cousins wife was walking around looking for us and saw me getting arrested and quickly grabbed my ex out of the bathroom stall before the cops could come back for her so she got away


This is all of us happy & smiling together before the game, things quickly went south after that LoL


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ah shit that is unfortunate
did the Raiders win though?

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

I've told the whole story in here before but the shorter version is, we went to a Raiders game and she got shitface drunk at the tailgate party and was puking in a bathroom stall before the game even started

Some girls told me she was asking for me so I went in there to help her and some other different chicks went and told the cops that a guy was in the girls bathroom so they came in

I ended up getting arrested for drunk in public and missed the game

My cousins wife was walking around looking for us and saw me getting arrested and quickly grabbed my ex out of the bathroom stall before the cops could come back for her so she got away


This is all of us happy & smiling together before the game, things quickly went south after that LoL


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The Raiders went south too. To Vegas. Not that any of us residents wanted them.

 

[BFoe]

That bastard better not have gotten into the allocated bourbon, it’s hard enough to find as it is.
@Substance Abuse @Zebra Cheeks

 

[Pittie Petey]

The Raiders went south too. To Vegas. Not that any of us residents wanted them.

Really!?!?

Wow, I hadnt heard

 

[Pittie Petey]

ah shit that is unfortunate
did the Raiders win though?

It sucked at the time but its a funny story now that always gets laughs at parties so all's well that ends well

 

[Osculater]

That is me in raccoon form! I have passed out drunk in many places but never in a restroom

 

[Meatspin]

That is me in raccoon form! I have passed out drunk in many places but never in a restroom

That you remember anyway

 

[Osculater]

That you remember anyway

 

[Thrawn33]

Bro is going to be the mascot of all junior enlisted...

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

That bastard better not have gotten into the allocated bourbon, it’s hard enough to find as it is.
@Substance Abuse @Zebra Cheeks

 

[ricc505]

I used to love drunk traveling through time and space, one long blink and bam you're somewhere completely different and hours have passed....I learned to just roll with it. Sometimes I miss drinking

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

@HI SCOTT NEWMAN after a wild night out with @Luthien @don't ask @BroRogan @BFoe and @Arqueto

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

I used to love drunk traveling through time and space, one long blink and bam you're somewhere completely different and hours have passed....I learned to just roll with it. Sometimes I miss drinking

3AM getting a Burger and Fries .... and running into a buddy you haven't seen in ages ( Early that night buying a round of shots during happy hour )