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DRAGONLORD'S 2016 MOVIE GUIDE

What is your most anticipated film of 2016?


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May 24, 2016

Dragonlord's Review of WARCRAFT
(No Spoilers)

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It's a well-known fact that there hasn't been a truly great feature film adaptation of a video game. The best we have come close to recently is the terrific Wreck-It Ralph but that was a movie about video games, not a video game movie. When they announced the Warcraft movie a few years ago, many were optimistic that this would be the one to break the video game curse. Sadly, it failed.

Right from the get-go, Duncan Jones' Warcraft has a problem with its rushed pacing with scenes in badly need of marinading. What should have been a slow, dramatic build-up in tension with the orcs' arrivial, it was all neatly truncated in the form of a brief report from the scouts and messengers. There's also a overwhelming sense of disconnectivity around the movie. Whether it's the meh story or the uninolving characters, you watch everything unfold but you just don't care.

Travis Fimmel as Lothar was just serviceable but he shines prominently when he's in action and slicing and dicing orcs. Dominic Cooper as King Llane Wrynn was pretty good while Ben Foster as the sorcerer Medivh was okay but both roles should have gone to someone older. Amusingly, Cooper and his onscreen wife played by Ruth Negga are also a couple in AMC's Preacher. Ben Schnetzer, who plays a major role as the young mage Khadgar, was pretty bland and he's just a dull pretty face. There's also an orc character in there whose constant allegiance flip-flopping became tiresome.

Paula Patton as the half orc Garona was one of the few bright spots in the movie. Her character was very engaging every time she's on screen and you instantly connect with her arc. From the moment she shows up, I couldn't help but think that she would make a great She-Hulk.

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For the longest time, I've always wanted to see the orcs portrayed as massively as they did in the Warcraft games. "Be careful what you wish for," as they say because that is precisely what I got in the movie and it doesn't look good. The orcs' design is distracting and extremely disproportionate especially when they're side by side with the humans. It's like looking at an army of Hulks running around.

The special effects are a mixed bag. Azeroth and the cities look amazing. There are some gorgeous CGI spectacle and some nuanced orc facial gestures but some of the orcs' effects looked fake or too cartoonish. Durotan's design is very manipulative as evidence by being the only orc with gentle eyes and soft facial features, sometimes on the verge of being too sappy. Durotan is one of the few interesting characters in the movie, just wished it wasn't too obvious or too calculated. Durotan's wife, Draka, and all the other female orcs just look bad.

The final battle was pretty good though and I especially liked the complicated aftermath and tragic undertones. With a runtime of 123 minutes only, Warcraft needed at least an extra 30 minutes to solve its rushed pacing but unfortunately the time length still would not be able to fix the problems of their unexciting characters, miscasting and so-so story.

We'll just have to wait and see if the upcoming Assassin's Creed movie will be the one to finally break the video game curse. But I do hope there will be a Warcraft sequel because aside from wanting to see more of that world and hopefully the other races, I know they can do better.

Rating: 6/10
 
NOW YOU SEE ME 2

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Release: June 10, 2016

Genre: Heist Action Adventure

Director: Jon M. Chu (G.I. Joe: Retaliation)

Cast: Mark Ruffalo, Jesse Eisenberg, Lizzy Caplan, Dave Franco, Woody Harrelson, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, and Daniel Radcliffe

Synopsis: One year after outwitting the FBI and winning the public's adulation with their Robin Hood-style magic spectacles, The Four Horsemen resurface for a comeback performance in hopes of exposing the unethical practices of a tech magnate. The man behind their vanishing act is none other than Walter Mabry, a tech prodigy who threatens the Horsemen into pulling off their most impossible heist yet. Their only hope is to perform one last unprecedented stunt to clear their names and reveal the mastermind behind it all.





Note: This will be merged with the 2016 Movie Guide after a few days.
 
WARCRAFT

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Release: June 10, 2016

Genre: Fantasy Epic Action Adventure

Director: Duncan Jones (Source Code, Moon)

Cast: Ben Foster, Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Toby Kebbell, Dominic Cooper, Rob Kazinsky, Daniel Wu, Ruth Negga, Callum Keith Rennie, and Clancy Brown

Synopsis: Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization, led by the humans, faces a fearsome race of invaders: orc warriors fleeing their dying world of Draenorto find their place in another. As a portal known as the Dark Portal opens to connect the two worlds, the humans face destruction while the orcs face extinction. Anduin Lothar (Travis Fimmel), leader of the humans, and Durotan (Toby Kebbell), leader of the orcs, are then sent on a collision course that will decide the fate of their family, their people and their home, in which war has many faces and everyone fights for something.



Dragonlord's Review: With a runtime of 123 minutes only, Warcraft needed at least an extra 30 minutes to solve its rushed pacing but unfortunately the time length still would not be able to fix the film's problems of its unexciting characters, miscasting and so-so story. Rating: 6/10 [Full Review]
 
THE CONJURING 2

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Release: June 10, 2016

Genre: Supernatural Horror

Director: James Wan (Insidious, The Conjuring, Saw)

Cast: Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Frances O'Connor, Madison Wolfe, Maria Doyle Kennedy and Simon McBurney

Synopsis: In this follow-up to 2013’s horror hit The Conjuring, paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga) travel to 1977 England to help single mom Peggy Hodgson and her four children, particularly daughter Janet (played by Madison Wolfe).

 
GENIUS

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Release: June 10, 2016

Genre: Biographical Drama

Director: Michael Grandage (feature film directorial debut)

Cast: Colin Firth, Jude Law, Nicole Kidman, Dominic West, Laura Linney, Vanessa Kirby and Guy Pearce

Synopsis: From Academy Award-nominated screenwriter John Logan (Gladiator, The Aviator, Hugo, Skyfall) and acclaimed, Tony Award-winning director Michael Grandage in his feature film debut, comes Genius, a stirring drama about the complex friendship and transformative professional relationship between the world-renowned book editor Maxwell Perkins (who discovered F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway) and the larger-than-life literary giant Thomas Wolfe.

 
CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

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Release: June 10, 2016

Genre: Drama Thriller

Director: Elizabeth Allen Rosenbaum (Aquamarine, Ramona and Beezus)

Cast: Nick Jonas, Isabel Lucas, Dermot Mulroney, Graham Rogers, Paul Sorvino, and Kandyse McClure

Synopsis: While working in a wealthy vacation community the summer before college, Doug (Nick Jonas, "Kingdom", "Scream Queens") begins an affair with the beautiful young wife (Isabel Lucas, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) of his powerful investment banker neighbor (Dermot Mulroney, The Family Stone, "Shameless"). When the town erupts after a suspicious death, the young lovers become embroiled in scandal, forcing Doug to his limits as he battles deceit and betrayal.

 
The Conjuring 2

9/10

I'm a little biased because I like Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson plus I enjoyed the heck out of the Conjuring.

Bottom line we left the theater satisfied. I think James Wan is excellent building up to his jump scares and I just like the tone he sets.
What makes this work for me also is that Farmiga and Wilson have great chemistry as the Warrens and I found myself invested in their well being. Fairly fresh faced supporting cast especially the Children who did a solid job.

Also a bit of a minor spoiler at during the end credits they show some pictures of the actual events including some recordings and they do nice editing job for it .

Also Elvis is still the King.
 
Critics' Reviews for NOW YOU SEE ME 2

Rotten Tomatoes: 37% approval rating (37 out of 100 critics like it)

Critics Consensus: Now You See Me 2 packs in even more twists and turns than its predecessor, but in the end, it has even less hiding up its sleeve.

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Entertainment Weekly - Pay no attention to the plot behind the curtain, Now You See Me 2 says, because it barely registers and hardly matters. Just go with it and watch two hours-poof!-disappear. B

Chicago Tribune - My main problem with these movies is insufferably old-fashioned. With so much digital effects work guiding so many of the action scenes, the simple pleasures of sleight-of-hand are all but lost. 2/4

Richard Roeper - More than once, characters in "Now You See Me 2" make references to pulling back the curtain... And what's behind that curtain is just as much of an incomprehensible jab at the audience as everything else in this film. 1.5/4

Rolling Stone - This longer, louder sequel to 2013's Now You See Me adds up to what one character calls "a sack of nada." You wish the Horsemen would make you disappear. 2/4
 
Critics' Reviews for THE CONJURING 2

Rotten Tomatoes: 74% approval rating (89 out of 120 critics like it)

Critics Consensus: The Conjuring 2 can't help but lose a bit of its predecessor's chilly sting through familiarity, but what remains is still a superior ghost story told with spine-tingling skill.

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Entertainment Weekly - There are some solid scares (Wan is too gifted in the dark art of gotcha manipulation to not make you leap a few times), but there's nothing on par with the first film's brilliant hide-and-clap scene with Lili Taylor. B-

Chicago Tribune - Despite all the children in all that peril, Wan is a humane sort of sadist. His latest offers little that's new, but the movie's finesse is something even non-horror fans can appreciate. 3/4

Richard Roeper - It's just a shame the end of the movie wasn't lurking around the corner far sooner than when it finally turned up, by which time a considerable amount of my emotional investment in the film had been exhausted. 2.5/4

Rolling Stone - The sequel overstays its welcome at a punishing 133 minutes, but the power of director James Wan compels you to scream your bloody head off. 3/4

James Berardinelli - The Conjuring 2 proves that, with a sufficient investment of time and energy, sequels don't have to be unsatisfying cash-grabs. Come December, I’d be surprised if The Conjuring 2 doesn’t stand out as 2016’s best-in-horror. 3.5/4
 
Now you see me 2

This is my to hell with the Critics movie because I enjoyed the hell out of it.

It ties in to the 1st movie well and moves at a brisk pace. Does decent misdirection and I thought the final reveal at the end was a nice touch. I thought the best scenes though involved Morgan Freeman and Mark Ruffalo , I enjoyed their dialogue.
Wasn't a fan of Harry Potter as a Manlet villain though , more annoying than threatening. Isla fisher was replaced by Lizzy Caplan . I like Caplan a lot and would do God knows what to her, But here her scenes are hit and miss. Thought Woody Harrelson , Dave Franco and Jessie Eisenberg work well together and make their scenes work because of charisma.

Could have done without the Macau tie ins and scenes. It's becoming more obvious thst Hollywood is respecting the Chinese Market so what ever they can do to kiss Chinese ass they will do it.

I'll give this 2 scores , if you saw the first movie and liked it you will appreciate how it comes together.

8/10


If not there might be too much quips and what the hells to overlook .

6/10
 
Critics Reviews for WARCRAFT

Rotten Tomatoes: 26% approval rating (33 out of 125 critics like it)

Critics Consensus: Warcraft has visual thrills to spare, but they -- and director Duncan Jones' distinctive gifts -- are wasted on a sluggish and derivative adaptation of a bestselling game with little evident cinematic value.

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Entertainment Weekly - Sitting through Warcraft is like being bludgeoned on the head with a Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual for 100 minutes. The big hardcover one. D

New York Daily News - Duncan Jones has been bewitched by the availability of a large CGI budget and over-indulges on the kinetic visuals. This is not "Lord of the Rings." It's barely "Dungeons & Dragons." 1.5/5

Rolling Stone - Director Duncan Jones will live to fight another day. But you leave the mostly worthless Warcraft with just two words ringing in your ear: Game over. 1/4

CinemaBlend.com - Drowned by its gibberish mythology, Warcraft survives because of Duncan Jones' directorial flair, resplendent visuals, and surprisingly deep characterisation. Still feels 10 years too late, though. 3/5

Newark Star-Ledger - Jones still has an eye. But the movie is so overwhelmingly digitalized that most of it looks like a cartoon. Even when living, breathing actors are on screen, they feel computer generated. 1/4
 
Weekend Box Office:

CONJURING 2 Soars to $40.4M, WARCRAFT Bombs in U.S. with $24.4M


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New Line and Warner Bros.' spooky The Conjuring 2 easily beat big-budget video game adaptation Warcraft and Now You See Me 2 at the North American box office over the weekend with a stellar $40.4 million debut from 3,343 theaters, the largest horror opening since the first Conjuring in July 2013 and the biggest ever for the month of June.

At a time when many sequels are badly underperforming, the James Wan-directed film is proving an exception, placing not far behind The Conjuring ($41.9 million). It's also impressing overseas, grossing $50 million from 44 markets for an early worldwide total of $90.4 million. Conjuring 2 boasts strong reviews and nabbed an A- CinemaScore, virtually unheard of for a horror title.

Legendary and Universal's Warcraft bombed in its U.S. debut with $24.4 million from 3,400 locations despite a hefty net budget of $160 million. The adaptation of Activision Blizzard's video game earned a B+ CinemaScore. Fans of the video game turned out in force; 55 percent of the audience was male, while 53 percent were game loyalists.

In terms of its financial fate, the story is far from over for Warcraft. The foreign box office should push it into the black, led by China. Warcraft posted a five-day debut of $156 million at the Chinese box office, putting its foreign tally at $261.7 million and global total at $286.1 million through Sunday. (The tentpole likely will need to earn $450 million or more to break even.)

Jon M. Chu's magic caper sequel Now You See Me 2 placed No. 3 in North America with a solid $23 million from 3,232 theaters. That compares to $29.4 million for Now You See Me, a highlight of summer 2013 upon earning $351.7 million globally. The Lionsgate/Summit sequel, which nabbed an A- CinemaScore, wasn't cheap to make, however, sporting a production budget of $90 million.

Two other sequels, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows and X-Men: Apocalypse, rounded out the top five. TMNT2 tumbled nearly 60 percent in its second weekend to $14.8 million for a domestic total of $61 million for Paramount. Overseas, the turtles took in $13.3 million from 44 markets for a foreign cume of $55.3 million and global total of $116.3 million.

Apocalypse, now in its third weekend, earned an estimated $10 million for a domestic total of $136 million-plus.

Box Office Report: 'Conjuring 2' Soars to $40.4 Million; 'Warcraft' Bombs in U.S. With $24.4 Million
 
Super disssapointed in "The Conjuring 2." Found it boring, and not enough scares. It's good when it's good, but not enough content.
 
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Aaron Paul, Amy Ryan, Ryan Hansen, Danielle Nicolet, and Timothy John Smith

Synopsis: Central Intelligence follows a one-time bullied geek, Bob, who grew up to be a lethal CIA agent, coming home for his high school reunion. Claiming to be on a top-secret case, Bob enlists the help of former "big man on campus," Calvin, now an accountant who misses his glory days. But before the staid numbers-cruncher realizes what he's getting into, it's too late to get out, as his increasingly unpredictable new friend drags him through a world of shoot-outs, double-crosses and espionage that could get them both killed in more ways than Calvin can count.


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FINDING DORY

Director: Andrew Stanton (WALL-E, Finding Nemo), Angus MacLane

Cast: Ellen DeGeneres, Albert Brooks, Hayden Rolence, Diane Keaton, Ty Burrell, Willem Dafoe, Kaitlin Olson, Ed O'Neill, and Idris Elba

Synopsis: Taking place six months after Finding Nemo, Dory (Ellen Degeneres) suddenly recalls her childhood memories. Remembering something about "the jewel of Monterey, California", accompanied by Nemo (Hayden Rolence) and Marlin (Albert Brooks), she sets out to find her family. She arrives at the Monterey Marine Life Institute, where she meets Bailey (Ty Burrell), a white beluga whale; Destiny (Kaitlin Olson), a whale shark; and Hank the octopus (Ed O'Neill), who becomes her guide.


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CLOWN

Director: Jon Watts (Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cop Car)

Cast: Laura Allen, Christian Distefano, Andy Powers, Peter Stormare, Elizabeth Whitemere and Chuck Shamata

Synopsis: A little boy's birthday party gets ruined when his entertainment (clown) cancels. His father finds a clown suit and becomes the new entertainment but something is weird about it, there is an evil curse and it won't come off. He specializes in eating little kids... everything after that goes down hill.


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RAIDERS!: THE STORY OF THE GREATEST FAN FILM EVER MADE

Genre: Documentary

Director: Jeremy Coon and Tim Skousen

Synopsis: In 1981, two 11 year-olds in Mississippi set our to remake their favorite film: Raiders of the Lost Ark. With the help of all their friends, it took them seven years to complete in their basement. Except one scene, the airplane scene. Thirty years later, they set out to finally finish their fan film and full realize their childhood dream. This is the story behind the making of what is known as the greatest fan film ever made.

 
Box Office Report:

FINDING DORY Breaks Record with $9.2 Million on Thursday


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If there was any concern that Finding Dory was coming too late to match the success of its box office smash predecessor Finding Nemo, that is now well behind us. The Pixar sequel scored $9.2 million from Thursday night showings, already getting off to a record-breaking start as it now stands as the highest Thursday gross for an animated feature in history, swimming past Minions’ previous record of $6.2 million and more than doubling Toy Story 3’s $4 million.

So how high, exactly, will Finding Dory soar this weekend overall? Early projections have it pegged for an opening weekend north of $100 million, and it could go as high as $120 million—an insanely impressive performance for any film, but enough to break Pixar’s previous opening weekend record of the $110.3 million netted by Toy Story 3, which as we all know went on to gross over $1 billion worldwide.

Box Office: ‘Finding Dory’ Already Off to Record-Breaking Start with $9.2 Million on Thursday
 
8/10


* If you don't like Kevin Hart or you don't have a Man Crush on The Rock you will probably hate this.


In a world where Dwayne " The Rock " Johnson is a super skilled CIA with awkward social skills and Kevin Hart is an accountant with a heart of Gold , every body that isn't a love interest of the 2 main characters is a Giant Douche bag. It highlights that even though the Rock is sometimes flat in his scenes because he has to tone down his Natural Charisma because everyone around them is a colossal prick for me it made me like Hart and Johnson in this even more. It's not a great movie but I came out entertained that's why I rated it high , though I did throw in the asterisk and it was a crowd pleaser , the theater I was in was laughing throughout and gave it a good clap. I also liked the cheesy 80s tributes and the outtakes at the end were pretty funny. Definitely want to see more of them teaming up though would like it to be directed a bit better.
 
Kevin Hart probably the most annoyingest and overexaggerated actor you ever going to watch. He always does that grin and that voice when attempting to respond to something.
 
Central Intelligence looks pretty funny. And I don't see how so many people don't like Kevin Hart. I think dude is always funny.


 
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