Domino's Pizza Insurance: WTF?

[rj144]

Have you seen these dumb commercials for Domino's pizza insurance? When has your pizza or anyone else's pizza ever been destroyed on the way home? It's a ridiculous idea for a problem that doesn't exist. Domino's sucks anyhow. Is anyone going to be like, "I'm going to Domno's because they have pizza insurance?"

I kind of want to buy one, take a dump on the pizza, and take it back to them and tell them an accident happened so I can just get a new pizza.

 

[Guestx]

I'm sure pizza insurance is a thing because pizza destruction has been a thing in the past. It's not something I've ever suffered before, however.

Dominos doesn't suck, though. I eat that shit about twice a week and it's always good.

 

[rj144]

I'm sure pizza insurance is a thing because pizza destruction has been a thing in the past. It's not something I've ever suffered before, however.

Dominos doesn't suck, though. I eat that shit about twice a week and it's always good.

No, it sucks.

 

[is normal]

I think their regular crust sucks, but The crunchy thin crust, with Alfredo sauce, salami and roasted red peppers, then dipped lightly into mango habanero sauce most certainly does not suck.

 

[Guestx]

No, it sucks.

I think they have pretty good pizza.

Though more often than not I actually bypass pizza altogether and get their boneless chicken + an order of stuffed cheesy bread with bacon and jalapenos. That is good eating right there!

 

[mb23100]

They're the best of the big chains for sure. Do you pay extra for pizza insurance? Lol that just sounds funny. Pizza insurance. Only in america

 

[Guestx]

They're the best of the big chains for sure. Do you pay extra for pizza insurance? Lol that just sounds funny. Pizza insurance. Only in america

No, I'm pretty sure it's just a policy. If your pizza gets fucked up somehow on the way home you can bring it back and they'll replace it.

 

[rj144]

They're the best of the big chains for sure. Do you pay extra for pizza insurance? Lol that just sounds funny. Pizza insurance. Only in america

All chain pizza sucks, but to me, they're by far the worst.

Blaze is good for a "chain" though.

I get my pizza from Mom and Pop places though.

 

[Cheese]

Dominos makes the world's BEST Ny style Pizza you can get it.

 

[Dogstarman]

Dominos make the makes the world's BEST Ny style Pizza you can get it.

 

[Guestx]

They're the best of the big chains for sure.

I remember when Papa John's was like the hip place to get your pizza (at least among the big chain places) so I was shocked to learn that they are now a distant third, running neck-and-neck with Little Caesars.

 

[BTard]

The BTard special.

 

[Ogata]

I have gotten screwed over by pizza places and or unlikable drivers/workers that I now have to make my own or get a frozen one and load it with ingredients.

 

[mb23100]

I remember when Papa John's was like the hip place to get your pizza (at least among the big chain places) so I was shocked to learn that they are now a distant third, running neck-and-neck with Little Caesars.

Papa John's is the worst imo

 

[Cheese]

Used to be Sbarros but they aint around here no more.

 

[Loiosh]

Dominos makes the world's BEST Ny style Pizza you can get it.

Man, when I was a kid, pizza had a carpet of pepperoni. Two or three slices thick. One all dressed pie had enough pepperoni to make three or four of today's pepperoni pizzas.

 

[Guestx]

Papa John's is the worst imo

Oh, I definitely think they're better than Pizza Hut, who I have never especially cared for.

 

[mb23100]

All chain pizza sucks, but to me, they're by far the worst.

Blaze is good for a "chain" though.

I get my pizza from Mom and Pop places though.

Yeah had blaze the other day for the first time and it was really good. They don't deliver though so I don't really consider them a competitor to pizza hut or dominoes

 

[RawHawg]

Is there insurance available to cover one dying between the order screen and the drive through window at McDonalds?

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

I'm sure pizza insurance is a thing because pizza destruction has been a thing in the past. It's not something I've ever suffered before, however.

Dominos doesn't suck, though. I eat that shit about twice a week and it's always good.

Twice a week!??! Jesus Christ man you’re killing yourself...