Dom Cruz celebrating V-day in style.

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  1. Meathead Jock

    Meathead Jock WAR ASKREN

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    Thought this was pretty funny.

     
  2. Lucifer Alpha

    Lucifer Alpha The Catastrophe

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    Cruz and Faber are saving themselves for each other.

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  3. joeyjoejoe

    joeyjoejoe Silver Belt

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    The life of a UFC champion.
     
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  4. Reach4theSky

    Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    I bet no woman will ever love him more than that dog.

    But that still doesn't help in the getting laid department.
     
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  5. NightwingBJJ

    NightwingBJJ R.I.P To The King II Long.Live.GU€RNICA

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    Damn that motherfucker is going to get full blown aids doing shit like that.
     
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    HaulParris Gold Belt

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    Is he going to put that spoon back in the jar?
     
  7. taedium

    taedium The implication

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    Very nice!
     
  8. Drake

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    Dojo is all a man really needs anyways.

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  9. CAPTAlN SPAULDlNG

    CAPTAlN SPAULDlNG Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? Double Yellow Card

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    Dom is a good looking professional athlete who happens to be a champion. He's not hurting for pussy, I assure you that. He's probably not allowing himself to squeeze them ass cheeks together and bust a load as opposed to pulling out because you know them hoes ain't loyal.
     
  10. wonderbread

    wonderbread Stiff Member

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    Ronda's probably got the peanut butter and the dog on the couch too.
     
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    Electabuzz Street Fighter

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    oh shit that's adorable haha:D
     
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  12. Chules

    Chules @UVEE'S BESTIE

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    From that didn't read lol gif!

     
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  13. Drake

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    For real! haha


    I love his reason for why he got a dog like him.




    Yeeeah, buddy! :D
     
  14. KhabibTheBeagle

    KhabibTheBeagle Darren's Nutrisionist

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    Didn't his girl leave him during the time he was injured?

    I wonder what Cruz is like in the bedroom. Like, does he knee-tap bitches into bed? Does he suplex them from the doggystyle?
     
  15. CAPTAlN SPAULDlNG

    CAPTAlN SPAULDlNG Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? Double Yellow Card

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    No homo right? You forgot to add that part in.
     
  16. KhabibTheBeagle

    KhabibTheBeagle Darren's Nutrisionist

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    Full homo, bro.
     
  17. MMAAAM

    MMAAAM Banned Banned

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    Benavidez better watch out.
     
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  18. Lucifer Alpha

    Lucifer Alpha The Catastrophe

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    I expect this from McGregor fans, but not you.
     
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  19. CAPTAlN SPAULDlNG

    CAPTAlN SPAULDlNG Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? Double Yellow Card

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    Who am I to judge, eh?
     
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    frederick Black Belt

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