Dojo is Dom's secret weapon.

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  1. dickcheney

    dickcheney Gold Belt

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    You're insinuating that he fucks his dog right?
     
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    ICEibuPROfen Banned Banned

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  4. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    Read my words carefully. I went as far a writing "intimate". Now read your words and tell me who's the pervert. :rolleyes:
     
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  5. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    Anyone who has a problem with Dojo can skate to my doorstep and confront me. I live very near that spot (true story):

     
  6. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    I though there were more Dojo fans around.
     
  7. RJ43

    RJ43 The Baddy

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    Damn good work, TS. They need to let Dojo corner Cruz.
     
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  8. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    BREAKING: Dojo sighting on last embedded.
    [​IMG]
     
  9. HereToSlay

    HereToSlay Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    The only dog owner to outrun his dog
     
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  10. Socialhandgrenade

    Socialhandgrenade Silver Belt

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    I heard that Dojo writes all his material
     
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  11. FlowchartKen

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    Good call. Confident, secure manlets are man enough to get tiny, cute dogs :D
     
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  12. FlowchartKen

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    Good job on the close up of Dojo's dong.
     
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  13. RJ43

    RJ43 The Baddy

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    Dojo would whoop Pac's dog any day of the week.
     
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  14. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    Sad news: Dojo is afraid of escalators. No worries, Dom will White-Knight him all the way up!

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    Just like a BJJ black belt doesn't fear getting close to an opponent's private while a street tough guy will panic if put in North-Souŧh position! :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    Battle bump! Dojo is ready, he's already on location I'm sure. To start the night, enjoy Dom's application of his "Dojo playing routine" on a real-life top opponent:

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. SCTwins

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    God damnit stop posting these. I'm trying to remain a Cruz fan.
     
  18. Metal_Daze

    Metal_Daze Geonor St Gregor

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    Cruz doesn't want you as a fan if don't accept Dojo as your Savior.
     
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  19. SCTwins

    SCTwins Black Belt

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    Dojo is fine. But carrying a fluffy dog around in pubic while wearing capri pants makes me think Dom might be turning into male Paris Hilton.
     
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  20. Money509

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    Hopefully Dojo can comfort him after Cogar murks him tonight.
     

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