Does anyone else get freaked out by rounded treats?

[Clippy]

I don't trust Maltesers cause when ever I pour them on my retro 60s lopsided TV tray they roll all over the place

I don't have time to be chasing my treats about and getting into conflicts with my cats

Tell me about times food rolled away from you

I have yet to successfully eat a Meatball sub

:sniper:

That's a new emoji

nice to meet you

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I trust them implicitly. I taste the rainbow. I ride the smartie train. I maltese falcon. I love Danny DeVito. If it’s round I’m down. Get me some. Gimmie. Apples too. Lemons. Pears sometimes. Roll. Roll right into my mouth. Roll right into my belly.

 

[Clippy]

I trust them implicitly. I taste the rainbow. I ride the smartie train. I maltese falcon. I love Danny DeVito. If it’s round I’m down. Get me some. Gimmie. Apples too. Lemons. Pears sometimes. Roll. Roll right into my mouth. Roll right into my belly.

I should have said spherical treats, the kind Flat Earthers never eat

Anything that can roll away from you

 

[Clippys Mom]

My crack dealer has somehow managed to create perfectly spherical 25 milligram crack pellets (=40 pellets a gram)

This guy is revolutionizing the business the way McDonalds is to burgers, and starbucks is to coffee. Do I really need to explain the advantages? BEST...ROUNDED...TREATS....EVER!!!!

 

[rj144]

One of my favorite sandwiches of all time are meatball subs. It requires a lot of practice. You have to come home every night after work and practice eating meatballs for at least an hour a day. After a few months, you'll start getting it.