Do you talk out loud to inanimate objects?

[toasty]

Selling the old rabbit hole I've lived in for a very long time and I find myself talking to it out loud a lot in the last few days of my ownership. She's been a good domicile and i'll be leaving a lot of good memories and a couple of bad ones in her when I walk out her door for the last time.

Also have named and talked to cars I've owned in the past, mostly my first few that were junkers and I'd be saying shit like, please don't overheat until we're far enough away from @Pliny Pete's neighborhood to be safe....Or fucking stop before we hit that bridge girl, come on stop sliding.

So do you talk out loud to inanimate objects? And of course, do inanimate objects answer you?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I talk out aloud to my phone because that bitch Siri is dumb

 

[Belaya Smert]

Is this like when your guns start talking to you?

 

[Osculater]

I like to anthropomorphize inanimate objects as well

 

[Osculater]

I talk out aloud to my phone because that bitch Siri is dumb

That's why I only fvcks with Alexa

 

[fungi]

Yes, I do occasionally.
When I stab my toe or knee or elbow on something, that "inanimate" object receives its share of my verbiage...

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

When I stub my toe.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Yes. I talk to my Prescott Jersey all the time... All week I'm saying "Life is like a box of chocolate".... But come Sunday it's always "Stupid is as stupid does".

 

[kimocomplex]

Never did when I was younger, I would just think it

Now I occasionally will, for example: come on baby, you can make it
(Me hoping my truck doesn't break down)

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Yes. It’s fine. Just don’t listen when they try and sass you back. Remember. You own them.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I talk out aloud to my phone because that bitch Siri is dumb

 

[TheTickG]

Selling the old rabbit hole I've lived in for a very long time and I find myself talking to it out loud a lot in the last few days of my ownership. She's been a good domicile and i'll be leaving a lot of good memories and a couple of bad ones in her when I walk out her door for the last time.

Also have named and talked to cars I've owned in the past, mostly my first few that were junkers and I'd be saying shit like, please don't overheat until we're far enough away from @Pliny Pete's neighborhood to be safe....Or fucking stop before we hit that bridge girl, come on stop sliding.

So do you talk out loud to inanimate objects? And of course, do inanimate objects answer you?

Definitely. Answers are scarce, making the conversations even better.

 

[Cole train]

I talk out loud to anything

Al the chad swearengen sums it up

 

[HHJ]

Sure. Cursing at inanimate objects is great therapy when there are no available people to yell at.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Yes. I work with computers, so I’m usually saying “Fuck you, Windows!”

Seriously. Windows 10 is a fucking pain in the ass.

 

[HunterAcosta]

I talk to genitalia , so “ yes.”

 

[Kardashians]

I talk to a photo of my dead friend, which is in my bedroom. I sling insults at him for being a fucking moronic idiot who dies like some kinda (censored). Ya know, casual.

And while typing, my furby came on to talk. I’ve not talked back to it. But I do sometimes talk to my furbies.

 

[Kardashians]

Yes. I work with computers, so I’m usually saying “Fuck you, Windows!”

Seriously. Windows 10 is a fucking pain in the ass.

Windows 7 was my fav and windows 10 is ruining my goddamn life.

 

[Tone C]

Yea, fairly regularly.

We're into leaf fall season in the UK and driving trains is interesting when they decide to slip and slide . I'm hoping I don't end up yelling at my train next couple of months 'cos you normally yelling at it to stop...

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Windows 7 was my fav and windows 10 is ruining my goddamn life.

XP will always be the best.