Tell him to keep his fucking eyes forward.
I thought the url for my blog with my Google profile attached would be enough to convince people...yall are fixin to make me put the url for my facebook page in my sig. Why is it so hard to believe that a girl uses these forums too?
I agree with WarriorQueen that guys shouldn't shave their armpits.
But I think it's hilarious that those of you that have done it are bitching about how much it stung. We do it all the time. Daily. What are you complaining about?