Do you have Goose gangs in your neighborhood?

[Clippy]

I do. They keep trying to shut the street down

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

They are called Gaggles.
We do by the lake.
Over here we have Murders
Of Crows.....
And people.

 

[Otto!]

Run at them naked while screaming. They should disperse immediately.

 

[The Good The Bad The HBK]

I'm surprised you didn't dress up as a goose and walk with them

 

[Post 2 Decision]

They shit all over a rugby field I play soccer on

I also live close to the beach and to a lagoon + forest so yeah, tons of geese

The goslings are cute

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[Simple Southerner]

Duck gangs around where I live poor Lil bastards are always getting run-over

 

[mb23100]

Someone tell those geese they can fly.

 

[hohner]

I live in a duck neighborhood, they won't stand for any goose stepping on their territory.

 

[Harmonica]

No, but I do have stray dogs. As a matter of fact, a couple of them ganged up on me yesterday. I might have to break out an axe from the cellar and show them who's boss.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

No, but I do have stray dogs. As a matter of fact, a couple of them ganged up on me yesterday. I might have to break out an axe from the cellar and show them who's boss.

You should try calming them with a soothing melody played on your harmonica.

 

[Harmonica]

You should try calming them with a soothing melody played on your harmonica.

This haunting and menacing tune is the only one I can play.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

This haunting and menacing tune is the only one I can play.

Nice, give it a shot.

 

[Pliny Pete]

We have turkeys out here
They roam through my business park and jump all over everyones cars, scratching up their paint and pooping on their hoods
I feed them so they always come back to the area
People probably get mad but I dont care

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

No way, we've got too many scary animals that would fuck geese up

 

[mb23100]

We have turkeys out here
They roam through my business park and jump all over everyones cars, scratching up their paint and pooping on their hoods
I feed them so they always come back to the area
People probably get mad but I dont care

I left the top down on my car at Great Basin National Park and when I got back from a hike my car was completely covered in turkeys inside and out. They must be attracted to cars. Great Basin has these smaller "mountain turkeys" that aren't native. No one knows where they came from.

 

[crabmeat]

I live in a duck neighborhood, they won't stand for any goose stepping on their territory.

That's the Muscovy ducks around here. They chase or breed any type of duck or goose away. I've only seen a handful of mallards in my area. Haven't seen a mottled or wood duck for quite some time. Dumbasses think they're neat and breed them. They have no clue that they are invasive.

 

[hohner]

That's the Muscovy ducks around here. They chase or breed any type of duck or goose away. I've only seen a handful of mallards in my area. Haven't seen a mottled or wood duck for quite some time. Dumbasses think they're neat and breed them. They have no clue that they are invasive.

Duck life is brutal.

 

[smooth assassin]

Fucking Canada is getting real dangerous lately

 

[Zinger]

The geese are Bad motherfuckers. They Can guard the house like dogs.

 

[-Magua-]

A Tribe called Goat… runs the streets in my hood.

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