Do you hate it when someone sits next to your bathroom stall when there other empty stalls?

[dittohead84]

Tis a pet peeve of mine in work. A thin partition that doesn't go from the floor to the ceiling like most public restrooms, so you hear them shitting, wiping and those ass particles are coming at you too.

I flipped a little bit one time when I didn't get much sleep and some dope sets down next door when the rest of them were free. I finished up and washed my hands, and as they had still not even stood up I fuckin slammed the door of the one I was in, like properly hard. Scared the shit out of them "JESUS CHRIST!!!"

And dont get me started on these people of eastern origins who stand on the seats, and proceed to squat shit into the bowl. Some of them miss the mark and spray the wall behind

 

[Halifax]

You put your phone on silent regardless. No one wants to hear stuff on someone else's cell in the bathroom.

It's funny as fuck if you play loud porn. The guy in the stall next to you clears out quick

 

[DLX]

Basic Bathroom Guy code:

1. If all the stalls are empty (5 stalls) use the one all the way to the left, the middle, or all the way to the right.

2. If someone is occupying a stall all the way to one side, either use the middle, or all the way to the other side.

Same thing when pissing. I've used kiddie stalls before just so I'm not right beside another man doing his business.

3. Don't fucking talk to me while I'm doing my business, and vice versa. Ain't shit to talk about that couldn't wait until afterwards!

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

play this on your phone

 

[Philo-Publius]

At a public washroom where there is a lot of empty stalls, you pick one and next thing you know someone picks one beside you. Knowing there are plenty of empty stalls.

Do you hate it when that happens or it doesn't bother you?

I personally find it ridiculous if someone does that. And it does bother me, I ended up quickly finishing up and leaving ASAP.

Yeah, I don't get it...

 

[Halifax]

play this on your phone

I don't know why I am laughing so hard at this one. But I am dying here

The fact that someone put it on youtube is just priceless.

It makes me want to do a social experiment and put it on a device at max volume in a public shitter to see how fast people clear out

 

[weed]

I've shared this before.

the first stall in our bathroom is like the ghost stall. no one ever uses it, because long ago someone violently puked into it, like everywhere. on the seat, the bottom of the bowl, on all 3 panels, the back wall - it was a murder scene. the worst part wasn't even that, the fucking smell was so rancid it was creeping out into the reception area & the receptionist had a look of distress all day.

so ever since then no one ever bothers to use it.

months later, we were having our 'Beer & Wine Thursday" on our outdoor terrace & everyone was gathered in a giant circle getting shitfaced. I then brought it up to a few newbs, the mystery of the 1st bathroom stall & how no one knows who the culprit was, until from the corner of my eye I saw one of the loudest drunks in our office shy away distancing himself & abruptly go home - that's all I needed to know that it was him. & everything then made sense. I even brought it up again at another outing & he kind of did the same shit, except left our circle to mingle with another haha

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I think they secretly like the smell of other people's shit or something. Like why someone would deliberately do that I have no clue.

 

[igrofungus]

I purposely do it to people at urinals. I then drop my pants and underwear to my ankles.

 

[ralphc1]

At a public washroom where there is a lot of empty stalls, you pick one and next thing you know someone picks one beside you. Knowing there are plenty of empty stalls.

Do you hate it when that happens or it doesn't bother you?

I personally find it ridiculous if someone does that. And it does bother me, I ended up quickly finishing up and leaving ASAP.

Do you respond to their foot tapping?

 

[weed]

 

[Bald1]

Hate? No. Feel pity for that poor soul? Absolutely.

 

[Mr_Pink_eyes]

I do find that weird and bothersome. As long the stalls having working locks and I'm good. Assholes back in the dorms during my college days would break off all the locks off all the stalls.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

At a public washroom where there is a lot of empty stalls, you pick one and next thing you know someone picks one beside you. Knowing there are plenty of empty stalls.

Do you hate it when that happens or it doesn't bother you?

I personally find it ridiculous if someone does that. And it does bother me, I ended up quickly finishing up and leaving ASAP.

So you quit? I never quit - I was there first, I will outlast any motherfucker thinking they can freely behave like a fucking weirdo. Not a chance in hell I'm out before them.

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

So you quit? I never quit - I was there first, I will outlast any motherfucker thinking they can freely behave like a fucking weirdo. Not a chance in hell I'm out before them.

lol I also have bad anxiety attacks. And if someone does that it revs it up. So yeah I just feel leaving right away.

 

[j123]

Let them bang bro

 

[The_Renaissance]

It's infuriating when you're midway through a wank, yes.

 

[Staph infection]

Nah, it's just @Zer installing cameras. He's cool.

The only reason I use public restrooms is my hope of being on a @Zer Gone Wild film.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

lol I also have bad anxiety attacks. And if someone does that it revs it up. So yeah I just feel leaving right away.

Ahh shit, sorry to hear. I guess that makes sense. I don't get anxiety, I just get spitefully stubborn. But I can see how you'd wanna gtfo. Fwiw, I've left twice, both times because the degenerate in the next stall started jacking off, audibly. I should start carrying a fucking cattle prod.