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Do you give jumping spiders a hood pass?

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Do you give jumping spiders a hood pass?

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They are pretty badass if we're being honest
 
Jumping spiders are different. They see well, they actually turn around and look at you. They have shorter legs, they're furry, they don't make webs - only use strings for rappel. They're actually cute, which is something you can never say for other spiders. They jump around like crazy. I often find some in the house during the summer, I put them outside. We only get small ones and they're quite shy. The big ones seem bolder, they're probably more fun to hold. The small ones just jump around in my hands like "OH MY GOD, what am I standing on? Emergency rappel! Emergency rappel!"
 
When I was locked up we had wolf spiders wandering around the facility and those muthafuckas aint give a fuck about nothing
You'd just be standing around minding your own and all of a sudden out the corner of your eye here comes a wolf spider rushing at you and jumping up trying bite the shit outta you
You didnt give them a hood pass, they just ran up and took what they wanted like Deebo
 
If they can't get a flamethrower pass they're definitely not getting a hood pass.
 
pfft, they've got eight legs. what do you expect?
if I had eight legs, I'd jump the shit out of :eek::eek::eek:gy spiders.
 
No. I kill them on site. When I was living in an apartment, there were a ton of those around. One was on the ceiling of the hallway outside my front door. I didn’t know it until it tried to jump on me as I walked out the door. I killed it for being an asshole, and just for being a spider.
 
I love jumping spiders and never hurt them.
Huntsman, Wolf any spider other than Jumping and Daddy Long Legs is getting lit up bruh. 11 Mac 11's on full auto at them.
 
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I love spiders!!! Poor babies just tryna live their lives. NEVER KILL A SPIDER O:<
 
I like spiders. They kill much more annoying stuff like flies and crickets. All spiders get a hood pass in my hood.
 
Outside of my home they live in my home my dog eats them
 
Spiders give me the creeps, we don’t get a lot of jumpers here. Black wibbles are the big dog around these parts, I kill the shit out of them.
 
Probably the only spider species i wouldn't kill if they show up in my house.
 
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