Do you ever use the complimentary mobility scooters at Walmart?

[Jack Reacheround]

One night I went in there after I'd had a few joints and they looked like the most fun, so I climbed onto one but got warned off by some buzzkill that they were reserved for fat people.

Please tell me the person actually said “Those are reserved for fat people!” And please tell me it was within earshot of someone riding one.

 

[KILL KILL]

Fat people are a drag on society.

 

[ithinktheymad]

I'm neither poor so I don't go to Wally World nor fat so I don't ride mobility scooters.

Everyone has jumped on the mobility scooter at a grocery store at least once in their life when they were a kid. Thankfully we didnt have a Walmart where I grew up because I probably would have gotten some weird assrash that you keep for life.

I'm sure @Zer knows all about that kinda rash. Probably not even that bad!

 

[Tone C]

I got in one the other day and as I was driving around in it I kept hearing things like-
" You look great "
" Have you lost weight?"
" I love your tee shirt "

Anyway I got off it at the end of my shop and said to the assistant
"Your free wheelchairs keep saying nice things to me for some reason..?"
He said " That's because they're complimentary sir..."


(Sorry)

 

[NoSmilez]

I always wondering if I can take it. I saw an urban chick who wasn't big riding one. I might have to lie and say I am a war vet if someone catches me doing it....

 

[Winter-John]

Please tell me the person actually said “Those are reserved for fat people!” And please tell me it was within earshot of someone riding one.

I don't know if the guy was actually working there or just some self appointed scooter guardian. I was too stoned to pay much attention.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

i used one a couple times when dealing with my staph infection and using a cane to walk. i see it all the time though, able bodied people (usually young adults or teens) and fat people. you may think it is cute of funny, but it is pathetic.

 

[Don Quixote]

In Kentucky it’s basically the wal-mart cart derby. There’s so many obese people in the state.

 

[ralphc1]

I got in one the other day and as I was driving around in it u kept hearing things like-
" You look great "
" Have you lost weight?"
" I love your tee shirt "

Anyway I got off it at the end of my shop and said to the assistant
"Your free wheelchairs keep saying nice things to me for some reason..?"
He said " That's because they're complimentary sir..."


(Sorry)

I don't think there's any coming back from that.

 

[Tone C]

I don't think there's any coming back from that.

It's terrible I know.

 

[HomeRun916]

Lmao did you seriously stand there and watch the whole time?

Shoulda took your phone out and record it.

We parked near the back, saw the commotion walking in, then she went to grab a cart and I kept watching, and it was over pretty quickly.

 

[Brom Bones]

Hold the fuck up! You mean ANYONE can use those? I have just enough morals that I'd only use them at like 3AM (best time to shop at Wal-Mart). If anyone gave me shit, I'd just tell them yesterday was leg day, and if they were insistent, I'd pull out the ultimate trump card:

I AM A VETERAN! (I really am and keep my old service card in my wallet for trying times like these.)

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

I used one once when I had gout. It wasn't very easy to drive. Didn't like it.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Anyone have experience?

I never have but I'm starting to wonder why I'm walking around using up my legs like a suckered when there is an easier option.

Sup Homer

 

[Tuf_guy]

Only used one in the grocery store when I was rehabbing from surgery. I think once I ended up just roughing it because some fat woman was on one. I think there may have been two of them. I just remember being pissed off because it looked like they only got on the things because they were lazy. What were the odds that the two of them really needed them?

I also had the experience of walking in crutches on recently buffed floors in the same store. Kinda risky.

 

[ocean size]

Obligatory

And you just know that happened because that fucker couldn't be bothered to take 5 seconds for parallel parking a little closer to the brick of Pepsi he/she wanted

 

[Wrath of Foamy]