Do you ever use the complimentary mobility scooters at Walmart?

[Medulla Omoplata]

Anyone have experience?

I never have but I'm starting to wonder why I'm walking around using up my legs like a suckered when there is an easier option.

Do you think you have to stay in the store or can I borrow it for a bit as long as I buy something?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Obligatory

 

[osudude]

 

[Winter-John]

One night I went in there after I'd had a few joints and they looked like the most fun, so I climbed onto one but got warned off by some buzzkill that they were reserved for fat people.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

No i put my great dane support dog in it and wheel him around

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Americans grow fatter and lazier as half the world starves

 

[Staph infection]

Anyone have experience?

I never have but I'm starting to wonder why I'm walking around using up my legs like a suckered when there is an easier option.

Do you think you have to stay in the store or can I borrow it for a bit as long as I buy something?

You make some odd threads. You are the Down syndrome version of @Clippy.

 

[Clippy]

You make some odd threads. You are the Down syndrome version of @Clippy.

Medulla autisama

 

[Fluffernutter]

I'm not obese.

 

[Which Doctor]

No, because the less things that I have to touch inside WalMart, the better.

 

[faustian]

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@Breakitdown

 

[ralphc1]

I was in a Walmart yesterday. They are the only area store that carries the frozen pizza that I like so I go there every 3 months and buy 10 pizzas. They had Halloween candy on sale and people were crowded around the display on scooters blocking the isles. All of the self checkout lanes were in use by extremely slow people checking out piles of the candy. I ended up in the regular checkout behind a woman using a scooter who bought $80 worth of half priced Halloween candy. I was in the store for 30 minutes to buy 10 pizzas.

 

[Supereem]

Those exist? Fuck America is weird.

 

[Kraysla]

This has to be the poorest sounding thread ever created here.

Second poorest. Just remembered the guy who didn't want to spend more than ten dollars for shoes.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Elderly and the disabled are the only ones that should be using those.

 

[CWMMA]

Only once. Had surgery for a leg injury that required zero weight bearing for the first month. Didn’t feel like crutching around the store.

I just remember thinking about how I wished it was as fast as my lawn mower.

 

[JSN]

Everyone has jumped on the mobility scooter at a grocery store at least once in their life when they were a kid. Thankfully we didnt have a Walmart where I grew up because I probably would have gotten some weird assrash that you keep for life.

 

[chrisdiaz]

Most of the people on those things SHOULD be walking. I cant help but look at them with shame.

 

[thehighking]

I'm fat not lazy. I prefer to walk around the store in three sizes too small short shorts whilst picking my nose

 

[dc007]

I've never been to Walmart but I think it would be fun to take one just as some fat fuck was trying to get the last one. Then I speed away at 3 MPH baby