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Do you dance at clubs?

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  1. applesbananas Brown Belt

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    Was watching this video:



    Gave me the idea of making this thread. I have been clubbing maybe 10 times. I have danced maybe half the time. Usually when I dance I just kind of move my arms in a circular backwards motion and move around a little bit. If I am completely wasted I will flail all around and do some weird shit. I remember in Scotland I went to some club that specialized in 70s-80s music and I was wasted. I was doing some weird disco dances and going dumb and all these hot Scottish 10/10 Scottish girls started dancing with me and I got invited on the stage to dance with these Captain Morgan broads giving out shit. I like to think it was because I was a good dancer and not just because I was the only black guy and American in the room. I ended up not banging anyone because the girl I was with later told me she had a boyfriend and couldn't go through with it.
     
  2. weed ベルセルク

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    yes

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  3. Luger Rabbi of Platinum Nation Banned

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    Came into this thread for this gif.

    Even on my most drugged up nights, the thought has never entered my brain to start dancing.
     
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    Yes. I get why some people go to clubs and don;t dance, but these people are boring or can't dance.

    However, it has to be music that I like.
     
  6. applesbananas Brown Belt

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    I'm pretty boring when I'm not under the influence. I'm a bar guy.
     
  7. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    WTF is that from? Was she paid to do that?
     
  8. applesbananas Brown Belt

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    Skip to like 1:11
     
  9. MoparOrNoCar Red Belt

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    No because I don't know what to do with my arms and clubs just aren't the right setting for river dancing, unfortunately.
     
  10. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    Never seen someone looking so awkward in a music video.
     
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    I haven't been to a club in maybe 10 years. More of a bar guy or meting with friends have a barbecue or watch sport to get drunk.
    When I was still going you had to sort of put in a minimum amount of dancing in order to pick up chicks. I usually got away with just standing and a bit of head and hand movement also having a drink in one hand is always good so you already dont have to move that hand.
     
  13. The_Renaissance Sherdog Bunceweight Champion

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    I only go to club nights these days if I really like the DJ/type of music that night. I don't just go to any old generic club. So yeah, if I'm in a club then I definitely like what's being played that night so I'll have a dance....I suck at it but whatever.
     
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    I make that wall look good, baby.
     
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    Me after watching that clip
     
  16. Jkaylor Double Yellow Card Banned

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    How dare you! Don't skip anything. Watch on all its glory
     
  17. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    No. Dancing is stupid.
     
  18. TeTe Grifting for likes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Yeah, when I was drunk and high in my early 20s. Now I won't go near a club.
     
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    Ideally I just chat up girls and let them grind or twerk on my crotch
     
  20. NightwingBJJ R.I.P To The King II Long.Live.GU€RNICA

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    Hell fucking yeah I dance. That's how I get girls to come dance with me and grind on me. I also go over the top and do acrobatics, girls love that shit.
     

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