Do you dance at clubs?

Was watching this video:



Gave me the idea of making this thread. I have been clubbing maybe 10 times. I have danced maybe half the time. Usually when I dance I just kind of move my arms in a circular backwards motion and move around a little bit. If I am completely wasted I will flail all around and do some weird shit. I remember in Scotland I went to some club that specialized in 70s-80s music and I was wasted. I was doing some weird disco dances and going dumb and all these hot Scottish 10/10 Scottish girls started dancing with me and I got invited on the stage to dance with these Captain Morgan broads giving out shit. I like to think it was because I was a good dancer and not just because I was the only black guy and American in the room. I ended up not banging anyone because the girl I was with later told me she had a boyfriend and couldn't go through with it.

 

yes

 

Came into this thread for this gif.

Even on my most drugged up nights, the thought has never entered my brain to start dancing.

 

Yes. I get why some people go to clubs and don;t dance, but these people are boring or can't dance.

However, it has to be music that I like.

 

I'm pretty boring when I'm not under the influence. I'm a bar guy.

 

WTF is that from? Was she paid to do that?

 

Skip to like 1:11

 

No because I don't know what to do with my arms and clubs just aren't the right setting for river dancing, unfortunately.

 

Never seen someone looking so awkward in a music video.

 

I haven't been to a club in maybe 10 years. More of a bar guy or meting with friends have a barbecue or watch sport to get drunk.
When I was still going you had to sort of put in a minimum amount of dancing in order to pick up chicks. I usually got away with just standing and a bit of head and hand movement also having a drink in one hand is always good so you already dont have to move that hand.

 

I only go to club nights these days if I really like the DJ/type of music that night. I don't just go to any old generic club. So yeah, if I'm in a club then I definitely like what's being played that night so I'll have a dance....I suck at it but whatever.

 

I make that wall look good, baby.

 

Me after watching that clip

 

How dare you! Don't skip anything. Watch on all its glory

 

No. Dancing is stupid.

 

Ideally I just chat up girls and let them grind or twerk on my crotch

 

Hell fucking yeah I dance. That's how I get girls to come dance with me and grind on me. I also go over the top and do acrobatics, girls love that shit.