Do u eat the fortune cookie?

[Clippy]

Or do u just take the fortune and run u cosmic whore

 

[Red Beard]

Some days you eat the fortune, other days the fortune eats you.

 

[TheNinja]

I eat the fortune and leave the cookie.

 

[chill doggie]

I buy a lotto ticket with the numbers but don’t get fortunate, so far, maybe I need to eat it.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

I was told you add "In Bed" to the end of All the fortunes and all your dreams would come true. They didn't

 

[Mitchell Cummingham]

Or do u just take the fortune and run u cosmic whore

I feel like eating the cookie gives me more luck

 

[Osculater]

I don't eat them but I donate them to the less fortunate

 

[Sonny Qc]

Bro, I eat Haitian stripper's ass.
I will eat anything that come close to my mouth...

 

[Osculater]

Bro, I eat Haitian stripper's ass.
I will eat anything that come close to my mouth...

 

[ChosenOne]

I was told, when young, that if you do not eat, at least some of the fortune cookie, you insult the fortune cookie gods and it will never come true, so i always eat a tiny piece.

 

[Tone C]

 

[Brom Bones]

Of course. It's "free" food they give you. They taste just OK, but it's like dessert. I like to read the BS fortunes and laugh at anyone dumb enough to actually believe that crap. They're all just generic stuff.

"Good things come to those who wait"

No shit, Sherlock. I want one that says something more specific, like:

"You will get gonorrhea from a cheap whore at the truck stop named Shirley"

That might get my attention.

"You will spend many a sleepless night at the gloryhole"

How TF did they know???

 

[Tone C]

"You will get gonorrhea from a cheap whore at the truck stop named Shirley"

That might get my attention.

Are there many truck stops called Shirley?

I mean, we have a train station over here...

 

[William Huggins]

There's 4 on

Are there many truck stops called Shirley?

I mean, we have a train station over here...

Route 6 has 9.....

 

[William Huggins]

Or do u just take the fortune and run u cosmic whore

Who you calling cosmic!!!!!

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Or do u just take the fortune and run u cosmic whore

I have a jar full of fortunes , no cookie needed .

 

[Tone C]

There's 4 on
Route 6 has 9.....

Shirley you're joking...

 

[William Huggins]

Shirley you're joking...

I'm a gonorrhea......

 

[Tone C]

I'm a gonorrhea......

I have no syphilis for you.

 

[NoSmilez]

I eat the orange but I break the cookie and take the paper.