Do rocks grow over time?

Clippy

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I swear the rocks in my driveway are getting bigger and it makes me wonder - is this global warming? Got some seriously meaty rocks and am trying to figure out what's going on or if someone is prankin me
 
The Rock is definitely bigger than he used to be.
 
Rocks in your driveway should be getting smaller over time. Maybe it's benjamin buttoning
 
Fucking lmao

What kind of idiot doesn't know about rock puberty? Of course they get bigger during that time
 
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I don’t know about rocks but my balls are getting bigger. Sux getting old. WTF is good about bigger balls?
 
I swear the rocks in my driveway are getting bigger and it makes me wonder - is this global warming? Got some seriously meaty rocks and am trying to figure out what's going on or if someone is prankin me
Do you even lift?
 
Freezing and thawing lifts them up out of the ground.
 
It must be all those hormones in the ground that are making them bigger
 
I always salt my rocks twice a day, but only once in the winter.
 
It depends on how you define a 'rock'. But no, small rocks will get smaller over time. You know about my rescued donkeys and the 3 acres of land they are on. Like @ralphc1 said above, through weather change (i.e. rain, heat, and cold) the ground is always churning. I still find pieces of glass and porcelain from the 1940s when that land used to have houses. This after the massive clean up I had to do to put the donkeys in there. Now it looks like a golf course when I get the grass mowed. Trees and a small creek. My small patch of 'heaven'.

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@Clippy - message #17. I don't think you get an alert after the message is posted and I edit to Cc you.
 
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