Do implants effect a fighters performance?

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  1. Natesblackshirt

    Natesblackshirt Brown Belt

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    Do implants help or hurt fighters? While they make you weigh more they also provide extra cushion against punches to the chest.

    Thoughts?
     
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    AimedWithV Wound in the Force

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    Is this your trolling day? How many more idiotic threads are you going to open?
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Yes. Implants add weight, meaning you have to cut more, reduces dexterity, raises the center of mass making TD easier, changes your biomechanics, gets you more backlash, which isn't good for your mental health.
     
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    AimedWithV Wound in the Force

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    Unfortunately for you, you still haven't opened anybody's legs in your whole life.
     
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    Natesblackshirt Brown Belt

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  6. Turkleton

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    if they are big enough you can use them to smother the other fighter
     
  7. Dana_is_your_GOD

    Dana_is_your_GOD Banned Banned

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  8. MikeMcMann

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    They improve my performance... if you know what I mean!

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  9. LouisBolanos

    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    Both boobs and asses can be incredibly effective in combat. I think they're been very underutilized in MMA right now.

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  10. RayA

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    Do implants affect* a fighters performance?

     
  11. Capt Lunatic

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    Bec Rawlings implants made her fights watchable
    Just kidding, they didn't
     
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    They enhance performance. Or at least that's what the pornhub pop ups say.
     
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    accolyte1022 Fighting Giants

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    Pretty sure it's just a regular day for TS.
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    "I'm not imbreast by your performance!"
     
  18. Old Timer

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    Tra Telligman didn't think so.
     
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    ralphus1 Hope you guessed my name

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    So while we're on topic...Cat Zingano?

    Are they real or real expensive?
     
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    That was an asswhooping
     
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