well folks, me and a buddy have had a running bet on the superbowl for 15 years now and it's my year to pick and my money is on the chiefs.
personally i hate both of these teams because they have been involved in fucking me over during countless superbowls, but i have decided to reduce myself to becoming a swiftie for a day and cheer on the chiefs.
personally i'm hoping that a meteor crashes into the stadium because fuck these teams thats why.
but i get the feeling that there's going to be some kind of referee tomfuckery going on within the last few minutes of the game and someones gonna get fucked over, just like every other year, so this year i figure that the seagulls are gonna get fucked over. and those shithawks damn well deserve it too for all the superbowls they've fucked me over on.
let's go kelce! been a fan of patrick mahomes for one day, no questions asked!