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Did you realize the greatest fighters are bold or barely have hair

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Hazuki Ryo

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The big 4 has no hair :

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Honorable mentions : BJ Penn, Robbie Lawler, Randy Couture

PS : It has been said in a thread but blonde people tend to lose badly recently (Conor, Sage, Paige, Ronda). We might add Gustafsson, Rory (yeah he is kinda blonde), Faber (never won a freakin title shot)

To sum up : in order to be durable and become great, don't be blonde and possibly don't have too much hair
 
Ben askren shoots this theory down in flames
 
Faber used to be a champion.

GSP isn't bald. He just cuts his hair very short.
Jon Jones isn't bald either. He grew his hair out long just a month or so ago.
 
Im glad you made this thread. I was thinking about doing it a couple weeks back. Higher testosterone causes balding.
 
in order for a blonde blue eyed athlete to compete with the dark haired dark eyed counterparts, they have to be juice to the gills. GSP. Brock. Conor. etc

I mean once the talent pool fills up.
 
A while ago the UG developed the successful 'tattoo science' method of MMA betting

it posited that you should always bet on the fighter with less tattoos

the ultimate fighter to bet on should be bald or balding with no tattoos.

Let's have a look at last weekend's big upset:

Diaz (less hair, less tattoos) beat the shit out of Conor (covered in hipster hair and tats)

science in effect.
 
A while ago the UG developed the successful 'tattoo science' method of MMA betting

it posited that you should always bet on the fighter with less tattoos

the ultimate fighter to bet on should be bald or balding with no tattoos.

Let's have a look at last weekend's big upset:

Diaz (less hair, less tattoos) beat the shit out of Conor (covered in hipster hair and tats)

science in effect.

Shit you're right ! GSP and Jones ruin this though
 
Bold and beautiful theory TS

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^ champion material
 
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