Did Ortega borrow Ngannou's cup last night? ?

[Deleted member 429453]

He can make 10+ girls pregnant in one night.
We need that alpha seed!

I’ve actually
Wondered the logistics of simultaneous pregnancy

 

[Benoitthegr8]

He somehow stole TKZ fight IQ and hid it in a very safe place

 

[MoneyMcGrabber]

He was just using psychological tricks as his opponent was asian, and... you know...

 

[Deleted member 579908]

I’ve actually
Wondered the logistics of simultaneous pregnancy

Big balls = Multiple Huge loads
no homo

 

[Deleted member 579908]

He was just using psychological tricks as his opponent was asian, and... you know...

 

[13Seconds]

That's not a cup. It's his hair..

He stored his hair there

 

[Baltimore Bro]

Where do you think he stashes his Modelo?

He's fighting for his community.

The modelo song immediately started playing in my head while reading this lol

 

[Baltimore Bro]

He was just using psychological tricks as his opponent was asian, and... you know...

 

[Brettco]

All I would think about is Halles 6 toes. Lizard

 

[Mesos]

Alrite its time we address the elephant trunk in the room...

Ortega was wearing a ridiculously huge cup size. Do you think he was trying to intimidate his opponent? Or maybe he went thru a growth spurth in past 2 years?

I personally theorize he was trying to impress Halle Berry who hes been training.


What are your thoughts on this mystery? Discuss.

 

[mjfan23]

Giant cup Ortega is the new motivated penn

 

[Dorkman]

Hasn't he mostly worn loose fitting shorts before this? Maybe the the tight shorts is letting the true power of the bulge to finally shine.

 

[Deleted member 579908]

Sherdoggers getting sexually aroused to an alpha is normal

 

[Mesos]

Hasn't he mostly worn loose fitting shorts before this? Maybe the the tight shorts is letting the true power of the bulge to finally shine.

Reasonable assessment, Brian must have been hiding his true power all along. Mma is a sport full of surprises.

 

[accolyte1022]

Shercock at it again.

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/did-ortega-borrow-ngannous-cup-last-night.4140740/#post-162223364

 

[DOMMA]

Same thread still on landing page.

 

[Berkowitz]

Probably to use for the grappling parts of the game. Helps with armbars I reckon, hurts in body triangles and more. Pretty much the only outside "weapon" one can use in mma.

trying to armbar someone without wearing a cup will destroy your balls - a cup is essential.

 

[champbless2]

Ortega backstage

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Hurt opponent foot, draw 'groin shot' foul. Big win

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

You need a big cup if you have a big cock...

Is normal.