Did I overpay for this xmas tree serious responses only

Lol, so you just wanted to show off your tree to us.

Looks great, bud!
I’m sincerely wondering what 250 should get you for a Christmas tree. I’ve never spent more than 50 at target
 
How many Christmases are you going to get out of that tree?
Would you ask the same question for the $25/year?
 
As fake as my wife’s orgasms. I don’t mess with real trees.

Or real orgasms, but that's good, 250 is about right for a good fake tree, got me one as well because a) i don't have to tree-hunt like a jabroni every year and b) here they cut trees and don't give them with the root so you can re-plant afterwards, which, to me, is a piece of shit move. What kind of sad fuck cuts a whole fucking tree for decoration that'll last a month, two at best? A very sad fuck, that's what kind. Saddest of all fucks. Sadder than a sad fuck sitting on top of another sad fuck, in a sad fuck house.
 
Last time we had a tree was 1995.

Next year I will get an 8 feet tree for the living room on the ground floor and a 5 foot one for the 2nd floor living room.
 
Fake tree? Good thing it's bukkake tree. Will bring some life into it.
 
I dont even remember what a tree costs been using a plastic 2 ft tree for maybe 4 years.
 
Lake,
The kids are happy, your wife is happy, what else are you worried about? Just sit back and enjoy your new tree with your family. Their happiness and enjoyment of it means you paid the perfect price for it
 
Yes, that thing is fucking hideous.
You coulda bought like 5 fruit trees for that much and been on your way to starting a mini orchard.
Why did you decapitate a snowman btw?
 
Is this you?

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If it's a tree with lights and includes all the ornaments then that's not bad. After like 5 years of the same type of ornaments I finally let my wife switch it up. She spent about $100 on the ornaments. Not finished yet and need to switch up that snowflake on top, but about 75% there. Another $50-75 more of ornaments and it should look more complete.
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If it's a tree with lights and includes all the ornaments then that's not bad. After like 5 years of the same type of ornaments I finally let my wife switch it up. She spent about $100 on the ornaments. Not finished yet and need to switch up that snowflake on top, but about 75% there. Another $50-75 more of ornaments and it should look more complete.
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Only 75% done?
Why even have a tree?
Might as well just pile a bunch of ornaments in the corner of the room.
 
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