Joe Rogan's bloody veiny face in a Blade(Wes Snipes) triangle, maybe Vampiric stuff... Referee'd by.. Sasquatch? Submission of your choice is fine, but Triangle I think would be a challenge.
hahaha, i love this thread. Wacky requests with awesome drawings in spirit of the thread: a beaver using a baguette as a sword to fight off chipmunks in Paris