Derrick Lewis’ beef with Cormier? ‘He disrespects Popeye’s chicken”

I'm Scottish but have travelled to the US quite a few times, but I've yet to partake in this popeye's....

I'll be honest the reason I've dismissed it is that I associate Popeye with spinach, and I don't fuck with that shit.

I'll be there again in a couple of months, should I go against my better judgement and have myself some popeye's?

NO!

First reason: The food is shite.

Second reason: If you see a Popeyes you know you are in a bad neighborhood!
 
Cant beat Popeye's when it comes to fried chicken. But if the line is too long, head to Church's chicken. If the line at Church's is too long go to KFC.
Interesting, KFC has long been my go to when I've got a hangover even though it never actually makes me feel better, they are the only fast food chicken place around in Scotland, do you advise Chicken burger or pieces and popeye's?
 
I'm Scottish but have travelled to the US quite a few times, but I've yet to partake in this popeye's....

I'll be honest the reason I've dismissed it is that I associate Popeye with spinach, and I don't fuck with that shit.

I'll be there again in a couple of months, should I go against my better judgement and have myself some popeye's?

Your British booty can’t handle the heat.

It’s better then kfc but it is fast food so don’t expect to much
 
I'm Scottish but have travelled to the US quite a few times, but I've yet to partake in this popeye's....

I'll be honest the reason I've dismissed it is that I associate Popeye with spinach, and I don't fuck with that shit.

I'll be there again in a couple of months, should I go against my better judgement and have myself some popeye's?
Probably more nourishing than the conor balls you constantly gargle.
 
Second reason: If you see a Popeyes you know you are in a bad neighborhood!
No, that's Church's. I don't think I've ever seen a Church's in a good part of town.
 
Damn, Controversial...

There is one corner in Inglewood, CA where you can stand and see two Popeyes down different streets without moving anything but your head. You, if a true Scot with the typical pigmentation, do not want to be standing on that corner, ever, and certainly not after the sun goes down.

If you want Fast Food Chicken find a Raising Canes. Still not great food, but better than the other choices mentioned here.
 
NO!

First reason: The food is shite.

Second reason: If you see a Popeyes you know you are in a bad neighborhood!
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Your British booty can’t handle the heat.

It’s better then kfc but it is fast food so don’t expect to much
Oh I do heat....

Im a hot curry connoisseur, something America doesn't seem able to do at all from the few places I've tried.

And don't call me brittish.
 
If Cormier had backed out of a steak eating contest with Derrick Lewis, he would have been chicken over beef, instead of a beef over chicken.

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There is one corner in Inglewood, CA where you can stand and see two Popeyes down different streets without moving anything but your head. You, if a true Scot with the typical pigmentation, do not want to be standing on that corner, ever, and certainly not after the sun goes down.

If you want Fast Food Chicken find a Raising Canes. Still not great food, but better than the other choices mentioned here.
We scots are well known for our friendly nature, I'm sure I'd get along swimmingly with the locals.
 
Oh I do heat....

Im a hot curry connoisseur, something America doesn't seem able to do at all from the few places I've tried.

And don't call me brittish.

The UK has been ruined by the whole "curry" thing. It is a sad state of affairs...

I love it when 'mericans call Scots "British". Best thing ever.

But you had the chance to "Brexit" yourselves and bailed. Just think, you could be in EU while your chinless, big eared conquerors won't be. That would have been funny.
 
We scots are well known for our friendly nature, I'm sure I'd get along swimmingly with the locals.

By the time they were finished you wouldn't have your dignity, not even your shoes. Maybe not your pants.

They would not be able to understand one word out of your gob, so pleading for mercy would not help. As if it would help if they did understand you!

You would be wishing for a stomping by the Hells Angels instead.
 
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