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Decision Machines!

Most little guys like Volk and max can’t finish guys even when dominating.

Izzy is a pure decision machine.

decision Dan was a well earned nickname for a man who later got famous for possessing an H bomb
 
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I think Volk is a great example of a decision machine, but in a positive way.
1. He's highly skilled and is outclassing people like GSP used to
2. He is throwing a lot of power, I'm surprised he's not finishing more people
3. His fights are pretty exciting for the most part

Merab is an example of a bad decision machine for me (literally has the phrase machine as his nickname funny enough). Maybe I just have the wrong impression of him from the Aldo fight, but something about him getting that decision despite Aldo being the one going for the finish and inflicting the damage was painful. I'm also annoyed that he's in the same weighclass as Aljo and ranked highly but doesn't have any intent on fighting him due to being on the same team.
Aldo was a decision machine as well. He just didn't catch as much flak about it as GSP and others. Both he and GSP finished more guys before they became UFC champs, but most of their title defenses were by decision.
 
You talking about Pride young man?

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Hendo was never double champ in the UFC you fucking Noob!

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He definitely was ...

You obviously know nothing about Zuffa and I bet you don't even train UFC

I can understand the 2019 account ...
But a 2009 account ??

Come on man !!

Literally the first ever in the UFC to be 2 division champ at the same time.

September 8, 2007 marked that day official
 
He definitely was ...

You obviously know nothing about Zuffa and I bet you don't even train UFC

I can understand the 2019 account ...
But a 2009 account ??

Come on man !!

Literally the first ever in the UFC to be 2 division champ at the same time.

September 8, 2007 marked that day official
Pride belts didn't carry over if that's what you are trying to spin here. lmfao He won the UFC 17 tourney and then way later on fought Rampage and Silva in back to back title fights and lost them both. You can fuck off now.
 
Pride belts didn't carry over if that's what you are trying to spin here. lmfao He won the UFC 17 tourney and then way later on fought Rampage and Silva in back to back title fights and lost them both. You can fuck off now.

Actually you can take your own advice and apologize when you're done reading this.

If they didn't "carry over" the bouts would have never been dubbed

Champion vs. Champion

And Hendo had two of those bouts re-entering the UFC against Rampage and Anderson. Officially making him a Champion in the UFC

Read slow then go FO !!

First Simultaneous Double Champion in UFC ... UFC made it so

Stay salty

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Actually you can take your own advice and apologize when you're done reading this.

If they didn't "carry over" the bouts would have never been dubbed

Champion vs. Champion

And Hendo had two of those bouts re-entering the UFC against Rampage and Anderson. Officially making him a Champion in the UFC

Read slow then go FO !!

First Simultaneous Double Champion in UFC ... UFC made it so

Stay salty

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Fucking idiot!! hahah if that where the case Rampage and Anderson would have had to defend the Pride belts they won. Only a matter of time before your dumbass is banned again anyway. Keep spinning that straw there Rumplestiltskin. haha
 
Fucking idiot!! hahah if that where the case Rampage and Anderson would have had to defend the Pride belts they won. Only a matter of time before your dumbass is banned again anyway. Keep spinning that straw there Rumplestiltskin. haha

See that's where you fail again

They were unification bouts

Go look up what that means

What I said is 100% facts and now your balls deep in your ego looking for a way out
 
See that's where you fail again

They were unification bouts

Go look up what that means

What I said is 100% facts and now your balls deep in your ego looking for a way out
Where are the Pride belts at homie?
 
Who else is with me jumping on the Choo-choo-chookagian Train?

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18-4

15 decision wins
2 decision losses

having the most generic fucking nickname ever. Blonde fighter. LULZ!
 
Krzysztof Jotko is another one

6 KO/tko
1 sub
17 decisions

He is also boring as fuck, no stand out skills just does the bare minimum to grind out wins. Dudes had an almost 10 year ufc career and done pretty much nothing of note, that is kind of an accomplishment itself in a really bad way.
 
I don't really have a strong preference towards if a fight is finished or goes to a decision. So many bad UFC cards filled with low level fights and I hear people say "what a great card look at all these finishes". Most of the fights I enjoyed the most this year went to a decision. I don't hate watching someone with a style so unstoppable or impregnable that they are able to impose and control each fight whether it's a defense first fighter like Izzy or a smothering takedown artist with a heavy top game. If anything I blame the guy losing for being unable to mount a meaningful offense or unwilling to take the necessary risks.

Don't get me wrong though, finishes are spectacular moments and they are special, I enjoy them as much as the next person but other things are as or more important to me.
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Low level? The UFC has the best fighters on the entire planet. With the exception of CM Punk & a few others, the UFC does NOT have low level fighters. I'd love for you to go work out with any of the fighters you call low level. I promise you that they will enlighten you & give you one hell of a reality check. Chuckle.
 
I would guess Frankie Edgar had a lot of decisions in his career. And Benson Henderson seems to go to the judges a lot
 
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