Dear valued guests; it is against maritime law to have sex with our pizzas. Please stop.

[JosephDredd]

 

[45ACP]

I think someone just has a great sense of humor. This can't be real, right?

lol @ revoke eating privileges

 

[Guestx]

I think someone just has a great sense of humor. This can't be real, right?

lol @ revoke eating privileges

I'm wondering myself. I think it just HAS to be a joke. No way this is a real thing.

 

[Orgasmo]

Everybody knows you roll up a warm, fresh-off-the-oven slice of Hawaiian pizza for the best fleshlight experience. I don't know why those people at the pizza bar kept giving me weird looks. Can't a guy pleasure himself a bit without unwanted attention?

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

 

[Falconkick]

I know Motley Crue said fucking a Burrito takes the smell of pussy off your rod for when you go back to your lady...Perhaps at the 24/7 Garden Café no Burritos were to be found so a slice sufficed.

 

[Bob Gray]

Party poopers.

 

[Bob Gray]

I know Motley Crue said fucking a Taco takes the smell of pussy off your rod for when you go back to your lady...Perhaps at the 24/7 Garden Café no Tacos were to be found so a slice sufficed.

Wouldnt a shower do the same thing?

 

[FacePunch]

 

[Falconkick]

Wouldnt a shower do the same thing?

Lol yea you would have to read their book man. Crazy times lol

 

[BisexualMMA]

Now I have to try screwing one of those things.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

HOW DARE YOU JUDGE MY COMPANIES CRUISE SHIP EXPERIENCE!

For real my company is owned by whatever company owns Norwegian and we have a company cruise every year.

 

[Jesus X]

I know Motley Crue said fucking a Taco takes the smell of pussy off your rod for when you go back to your lady...Perhaps at the 24/7 Garden Café no Tacos were to be found so a slice sufficed.

it was a burrito they stuck their dongs in a burrito =).

 

[Jesus X]

Wouldnt a shower do the same thing?

lol seems like a better alternative to ordering a burrito just to stick your dick in.

 

[Falconkick]

it was a burrito they stuck their dongs in a burrito =).

Oh well excuse me all to hell lol. Thanks for correction though.

 

[45ACP]

Everybody knows you roll up a warm, fresh-off-the-oven slice of Hawaiian pizza for the best fleshlight experience. I don't know why those people at the pizza bar kept giving me weird looks. Can't a guy pleasure himself a bit without unwanted attention?

might as well fuck it since you made it inedible by putting pineapples on it anyway.

 

[Zer]

That awkward moment you show up to a orgy and it turns out it's literally a pizza party

 

[Jopious Extronimous]

Some people just have trouble interpreting things. I'm sure someone near by wanted burgers instead, said "fuck pizza" out-loud and naturally... the guy pulled his cock out and fucked a pizza.

We've all been there before. Someone says "hey hey pass me a beer man" at a party and you're bent over with your pants down before you realize nobody said "yay! a gay ass eater man!". Happens ALL THE TIME.

 

[Necromantic]

it was a burrito they stuck their dongs in a burrito =).

I'd rather fuck a enchilada, I like it real sloppy.

 

[Jopious Extronimous]

That awkward moment you show up to a orgy and it turns out it's literally a pizza party

Me and Seth Rich remember a simpler time when it was the other way around....

#GizaPate