darwin awards for the year

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  1. seamus1979 Green Belt

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    so lets hear stories for the dumbest things people have done this year
    my vote goes for this woman
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-17560534
    earlier this year in the uk there was a fuel strike
    as per usual everyone panic bought
    a tory mp advised people to perhaps store some fuel in jerry cans so as to not get caught out
    this one woman stored some, her daughter asked if she could have some petrol as she was running low. the mum decided to pour some petrol from a container into a glass job to give to her daugher
    oh i forgot to mention she poured the petrol whilst in her kitchen with the hobs on.
    well the petrol vapours ignited and the woman ended up getting 40% burns
    there was alot of calls for the mp to resign, blaming him for the incident.
    i guess people where afraid to say that the woman must have been mentally retarded.
     
  2. irc Brown Belt

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    You talk a bit funny.
     
  3. BKMMAFAN Silver Belt

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    She's still alive, so she's still technically able to pass on her genes.

    Are there anti-darwin awards in the category of grammar/punctuation? If so, I nominate TS.
     
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    Speak American please
     
  5. Sweet_Leaf Banned Banned

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    Paragraphs homie. Don't be scared of them
     
  6. Joe Rogaine Black Belt

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    you talk all londony and shit
     
  7. Amerikuracana Plutonium Belt

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    Whilp, the hobs done bloody rubed mum good with a bit o heat, know wha I mean?





    What are 'hobs?'
     
  8. djacobox372 Gold Belt

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    Calvin and Hobs
     
  10. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    Agreed
     
  11. m0353 Purple Belt

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    And unfortunately she has a daughter...
     
  13. KAZSoliloquy Look at the state of his face Yellow Card

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    This thread is already great iah
     
  14. Katsumi Yamada Gold Belt

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    the gas rings you cook stuff on, or they could be electric.
    what do you call them? I guess you could call it a stove.
     
  15. wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    People don't know what hobs are??? Unreal...
     
  16. highkicknomore Red Belt

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    This thread might be a classic if more Brits step up and defend TS.

    Then we'd have another US vs Bad Teeth debate. Fuck yeah!
     
  17. fingercuffs raw sandwich lover Platinum Member

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    you'll be asking what taps are next.

    funny as fuck story.
     
  18. Seano Hands of bone

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    No the rest of the world doesn't understand your made up mush mouthery.
     

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