Dangerous animals you think you could take?

[Zinger]

oh no

just your martial arts capabilities sir

I once got ragdolled by a cow, I'd be completely useless against all these.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I could take one of those jacked Roos. If it's him or me I'm making it him.

That swole kangaroo is terrifying though

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I once had a altercation with a Pitbull in NY. Bit my leg than forearm, I laid on his head and held his ass there till I got some help. I did get stitches tho but I didnt get ate.

mad hespect home slice

tbh.......Id rather face a Tiger than a game bred pit

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I can't even defeat alcoholism, forget deadly animals.

try this mang

 

[AbominableJoman]

It’s a well known fact that while Orcas are massive creatures, their blowholes are microscopic.

 

[raty tat tat]

I might be able to take on this ferocious beast

Hopefully before it overwhelms me and then kills
me with it's adorabity.

 

[ModernMatt]

I once had a altercation with a Pitbull in NY. Bit my leg than forearm, I laid on his head and held his ass there till I got some help. I did get stitches tho but I didnt get ate.

I always thought thats how i would do it too...but i would also go for snapping one of its legs

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

None of those animals listed. Plus I'm a lover not a fighter. Use to fight back in the day, but not anymore.

 

[drstrangelov]

Elephant, just grab it by the trunk and start spinning around until you’re swinging it well off the ground. Let go, due to the elephant’s size, it will have a ton of momentum and fly comically far and high into the air before landing with fatal force somewhere on the other side of a visible mountain range with a puff of dust.

 

[315MMAFighter]

mad hespect home slice

tbh.......Id rather face a Tiger than a game bred pit

It kept shaking its head on mi arm so I pinned him there. I dug my thumb deep in his eyeball but it still wouldn't let go. Owner was never found. Fk it. I still love pitties tho. Gorgeous dogs

 

[Jack Handy jr]

It’s a well known fact that while Orcas are massive creatures, their blowholes are microscopic.

umm not the one i suffocated and what r u implying btw?

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Elephant, just grab it by the trunk and start spinning around until you’re swinging it well off the ground. Let go, due to the elephant’s size, it will have a ton of momentum and fly comically far and high into the air before landing with fatal force somewhere on the other side of a visible mountain range with a puff of dust.

that's highly unreasonable.

If i were to engage an elephant in Mortal Kombat i would go for the knees once you've hobbled the beast show your dominance by rectally coupling with the beast. That way all the lady elephants can see how alpha you are and start getting moist.

@AbominableJoman yes i can sexually satisfy elephant

 

[ChickenBrother]

That swole kangaroo is terrifying though

Hell yeah he is, here's the full video.

Even giving up all that reach with t-rex arms it still took two jacked humans touching him with teh jab to knock his head clean off.

 

[Tone C]

If you survived an encounter with a game bred pit...esp from east oakland...

hespect homie
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They filmed Ali G where I used to live. Odd seeing it on TV . What's worse is when he talks about some places being rough the idiots from there used to believe that the places were bad and would act like they were hard as nails. * rolls eyes*

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I know I can take on a cougar from experience, maybe even multiple ones at the time

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far left in blue would get da bidnassss!!!!

actually all of them

 

[Alphaboy]

fantastic post.

i just have to ding you a little because you said komdo dragons have venom...they don't have venom just really toxic putrid spit

Thanks and my bad.

 

[Fla graplr]

Those kangaroos base back on their tail to throw kicks and punches with claws. Key to victory is constantly circling and creating angles while they are trying to reset their base.

On another note...
Would you rather fight a bear sized chicken, or 25 chicken sized bears?

 

[eighterumg5]

Your entire defense strategy seems to be dependent on kicking something in the balls. What if it's a female tho. Kooter kick? Muff punch? This is the way

 

[ModernMatt]

I think I can beat a chimp if my life depended on it, but I would likely be horribly disfigured so I wouldn't want to of course

Not sure if the Chimp would even kill you after it defeated you....it might just rip your balls off afterwards

I can't even defeat alcoholism, forget deadly animals.

Alcohol might give you that booze strength you need to win. You'll feel less pain

 

[-Magua-]

I know I can take on a cougar from experience, maybe even multiple ones at the time

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