Dangerous animals you think you could take?

[Jack Handy jr]

I've given this a lot of thought over the years and with my wealth of martial Arts capability i was thinking there are 10 animals most would deem dangerous who asses' i could kick.

1.Boa Constrictor.

This species has been known to consume people in Laos whole. They're also quite abundant in the Everglades where they have decimated the local fauna populations. If i was ever to encounter this creature i'm confident I could blind this creature after a swift kick to it's balls.



2.Game Bred pit

This is a hard one but after an Uchimata i could kick it in the balls then slap on a rear naked choke.



3. Orka aka Killer Whale

This is easy as the creature swam toward me i would flip over its back grab it's fin then stick my dick in it's blow hole suffocating the massive fish.



4.Nile Hippo

This is easy as long as you can engage the beast on land and not in the water you can kick it in the balls then grab an inside heel hook.



5.Polar Bear

this is hard but once the beast rises up to swat me down i would kick it in the balls blind it and slap on a rear naked.


thoughts? what animal (dangerous) could you best?

honorable mentions

Rattle snake, Grizzly, Puma, Saltwater Croc, Megladon

 

[Alphaboy]

I think I can take on a giant otter.

They say giant otters can kill humans. They're part of the mustelid family (weasels) so that means they'll be tough sonuvabitches to fight. However, It'll bite me up injure me badly, but unless you have concussive force (like a bear), can shred someone up (like a tiger), or venom (like a Komodo dragon) you're gonna have to kill a human by biting the carotid. If I can manage to hold the damn thing down, I'm killing it, I don't care what anyone says.

I can choke or pummel it to death and there's nothing it can do about it.

 

[newcastleman]

You might find it harder if you come up against the female of the species, seeing as your strategies rely heavily on targeting the balls.

 

[Pittie Petey]

I once fought a pitbull at a gas station in Oakland(100% true story) so that pretty much guarantees that I can hang and bang with anything this world has to offer
Except some of that shit in Australia, probably

 

[Via Heeto]

Other than an elephant which is just too big, I give myself at least a 50% chance against any animal on land.

 

[Sonny Qc]

I wouldn't even like to have to fight a cat bro.

fck fighting animals in generals....

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I know I can take on a cougar from experience, maybe even multiple ones at the time

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[315MMAFighter]

I once fought a pitbull at a gas station in Oakland(100% true story) so that pretty much guarantees that I can hang and bang with anything this world has to offer
Except some of that shit in Australia, probably

I once had a altercation with a Pitbull in NY. Bit my leg than forearm, I laid on his head and held his ass there till I got some help. I did get stitches tho but I didnt get ate.

 

[GolovKing]

I think I can beat a chimp if my life depended on it, but I would likely be horribly disfigured so I wouldn't want to of course

 

[ChickenBrother]

I've given this a lot of thought over the years and with my wealth of martial Arts capability i was thinking there are 10 animals most would deem dangerous who asses' i could kick.

1.Boa Constrictor.

This species has been know to consume people in Laos whole. They're also quite abundant in the Everglades where they have decimated the local fauna populations. If i was ever to encounter this creature i'm confident I could blind this creature after a swift kick to it's balls.



2.Game Bred pit

This is a hard one but after an Uchimata i could kick it in the balls then slap on a rear naked choke.



3. Orka aka Killer Whale

This is easy as the creature swam toward me i would flip over its back grab it's fin then stick my dick in it's blow hole suffocating the massive fish.



4.Nile Hippo

This is easy as long as you can engage the beast on land and not in the water you can kick it in the balls then grab an inside heel hook.



5.Polar Bear

this is hard but once the beast rises up to swat me down i would kick it in the balls blind it and slap on a rear naked.


thoughts? what animal (dangerous) could you best?

All worthy adversaries but you forgot to mention the wolfman:

 

[aus101]

I could take one of those jacked Roos. If it's him or me I'm making it him.

 

[Rygu]

Me thinks a lot of people in this thread vastly underestimate the strength and extreme fight or flight possessed by wild animals.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

I don't think I could take on any of the animals listed so far unless I had a weapon.

 

[Zinger]

I can't even defeat alcoholism, forget deadly animals.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I think I can take on a giant otter.

They say giant otters can kill humans. They're part of the mustelid family (weasels) so that means they'll be tough sonuvabitches to fight. However, It'll bite me up injure me badly, but unless you have concussive force (like a bear), can shred someone up (like a tiger), or venom (like a Komodo dragon) you're gonna have to kill a human by biting the carotid. If I can manage to hold the damn thing down, I'm killing it, I don't care what anyone says.

I can choke or pummel it to death and there's nothing it can do about it.

fantastic post.

i just have to ding you a little because you said komdo dragons have venom...they don't have venom just really toxic putrid spit

 

[Jack Handy jr]

You might find it harder if you come up against the female of the species, seeing as your strategies rely heavily on targeting the balls.

I hate you

 

[Zinger]

Are we allowed to have weapons or no?

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I once fought a pitbull at a gas station in Oakland(100% true story) so that pretty much guarantees that I can hang and bang with anything this world has to offer
Except some of that shit in Australia, probably

If you survived an encounter with a game bred pit...esp one from east oakland...

hespect homie

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Are we allowed to have weapons or no?

oh no

just your martial arts capabilities sir

 

[Jack Handy jr]

I don't think I could take on any of the animals listed so far unless I had a weapon.

Start training UFC bro