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Dana will be having a good ol' laugh this weekend

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We all know how it went preparing this card:

Staff in meeting months ago:. "Ok so we got Conor v Poirier worked out...now we need the other main card fights."
Dana in the meeting:. "What if...(chuckles)...what if...(laughs)...hear me out now...what if we put Jessica Eye...against Joanne Calderwood ...in third spot...!" (Bursts out laughing)

Staff looks at him confused.

Dana:. (Giggling) "But that's not all....what if...we put Amanda Ribas v Rodriguez....on the same main card!" (Giggles hysterically)

Good ol' uncle Dana.
 
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We all know how it went preparing this card:

Staff in meeting months ago:. "Ok so we got Conor v Poirier worked out...now we need the other main card fights."
Dana in the meeting:. "What if...(chuckles)...what if...(laughs)...hear me out now...what if we put Jessica Eye...against Joanne Calderwood ...in third spot...!" (Bursts out laughing)

Staff looks at him confused.

Dana:. (Giggling) "But that's not all....what if...we put Amanda Ribas v Rodriguez....on the same main card!" (Giggles hysterically)

Good ol' uncle Dana.
I’m only cool with it because the co main is really strong. They don’t typically stack Conor cards. If I’m being honest March is fucking LOADED. So we’ll get it back in March. For the meantime I’ll just enjoy what we have. Ribas can be fun
 
Dude’s out of his fucking mind. I will never pay for a card with 2 wmma on it. I usually buy every Conor card because ppl come over to watch but I don’t give a fuck this time. This is a 2 fight card to me. I’ve gotten used to 1 bathroom break but I can’t shit enough for 2. I will not purchase a card with 2 wmma on it.
 
We all know how it went preparing this card:

Staff in meeting months ago:. "Ok so we got Conor v Poirier worked out...now we need the other main card fights."
Dana in the meeting:. "What if...(chuckles)...what if...(laughs)...hear me out now...what if we put Jessica Eye...against Joanne Calderwood ...in third spot...!" (Bursts out laughing)

Staff looks at him confused.

Dana:. (Giggling) "But that's not all....what if...we put Amanda Ribas v Rodriguez....on the same main card!" (Giggles hysterically)

Good ol' uncle Dana.

I want to see those two babes go at it....will not wear pants
 
Women have always made up for their horrible skillset and horrible punching mechanics just by wearing spandex and grappling a lot. He probably chose between mediocre men and mediocre women relative to their division, and Dana knows viewers (>95% + male) are gonna stay watching as long as there is women in spandex leading up to the main event. Rachael Ostovich vs Valerie Loureda could headline a PPV whether we like it or not.
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Main and co main have my interest, i don’t expect a stacked card for a Conor event anymore.

For Conors last card we had Holm/Pennington as the co-main, I’ll take Hooker/Chandler over that any time.
 
We all know how it went preparing this card:

Staff in meeting months ago:. "Ok so we got Conor v Poirier worked out...now we need the other main card fights."
Dana in the meeting:. "What if...(chuckles)...what if...(laughs)...hear me out now...what if we put Jessica Eye...against Joanne Calderwood ...in third spot...!" (Bursts out laughing)

Staff looks at him confused.

Dana:. (Giggling) "But that's not all....what if...we put Amanda Ribas v Rodriguez....on the same main card!" (Giggles hysterically)

Good ol' uncle Dana.
Eye vs Calderwood has a high likelihood of being pretty bad, but Ribas-Rodriguez is a guaranteed banger.
 
Women have always made up for their horrible skillset and horrible punching mechanics just by wearing spandex and grappling a lot. He probably chose between mediocre men and mediocre women relative to their division, and Dana knows viewers (>95% + male) are gonna stay watching as long as there is women in spandex leading up to the main event. Rachael Ostovich vs Valerie Loureda could headline a PPV whether we like it or not.
Rachael-Ostovich_002-Invicta-FC-21-e1514566333852.jpg
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.
 
Ribas vs rodrigues is a wikid fight. ...rodrigues is being overlooked big-time . Just because espsrza was able to lay on her to a split win , doesn't mean ribas will have an easy time.

Really looking forward to that fight .

Hooker/chandler is fotn for sure though .
 
That’s the ufc now. Shit watered down cards and too many fighters. And Dana wonders why hundreds of thousands stream it for free.
 
We all know how it went preparing this card:

Staff in meeting months ago:. "Ok so we got Conor v Poirier worked out...now we need the other main card fights."
Dana in the meeting:. "What if...(chuckles)...what if...(laughs)...hear me out now...what if we put Jessica Eye...against Joanne Calderwood ...in third spot...!" (Bursts out laughing)

Staff looks at him confused.

Dana:. (Giggling) "But that's not all....what if...we put Amanda Ribas v Rodriguez....on the same main card!" (Giggles hysterically)

Good ol' uncle Dana.
I actually like Ribas and look forward to watching her compete. Wmma is not nearly as bad as some of y'all make it out to be.
 
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