Dana White was 'blown away' by Mickey Gall, said he could fight CM Punk in June

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  1. Psychedelic

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    "Blown away" by Mikey Gall finishing a photographer in less than a minute. Ha, ha, and ha.

    "Let me tell you something, this Mickey Gall kid ... he fuckin' won his first UFC fight in 30 seconds. Thirty fucking seconds ! Can you believe that ? This is crazy ! CM Punk is fighting this absolute killer. CM Punk vs Mickey Gall is some top of the food chain MMA. You've got CM punk, this crazy wrestler who has been training with Duke Roufous for a year .. and he's fighting a guy undefeated in the UFC who finished his last fight in 30 seconds. Only on PPV. Buy it, ya goofs !"
     
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    Looks like the Baldfather is planning to include the Mickey "Rourke" Gall vs CM "Phil Brooks" Punk on the UFC 200 card.
     
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    As long as he says "fuckin'" and "crazy" enough, that should be enough to convince anyone.
     
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    insert any name in the place of "mikey gall" and you have dana's promotional formula.
     
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    DeadlyDuddly Banned Banned

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    Shit i only clicked the thread to see if it was Arianny Celeste.
     
  6. Psychedelic

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    Confession : I posted the article before thoroughly reading it. I found it fucking hilarious that what Dana actually said was very similar to my sarcastic comment about what Dana would have said. I'm kinda becoming a fan of the guy. He can talk so much bullshit with a straight face it's actually entertaining.


    "Super impressive," White told Ariel Helwani in an interview on UFC Fight Pass. "I talked to the kid earlier tonight. So confident, so smooth, so relaxed. To come to the big show this early in his career is crazy. He went out and performed tonight.

    "The kid was under tremendous pressure tonight and he came out and he delivered. I'm blown away by his performance tonight. I'm sure CM Punk is too."
     
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    Amazing time to be an mma fan. Either of these guys will be champ.
     
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    Buy it ya goofs. LOL
     
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    Bend NvR Break Standing still is actually moving back

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    DW would be blown away by a sheep farting if he could make money off it.
     
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    Bend NvR Break Standing still is actually moving back

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    Shouldn't it be Phil "CM Punk" Brooks?
     
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    What the fuck, is Dana for real ? Kimbo slice could finish a fight in his debut if you matched him up with a complete bum. Hell I could set a new world record, just let me fight a 12 year old boy and I'll be smashing records quicker than Conor McGregor.
     
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    BloodBonesNButter Cherry-coloured funk>Reality in motion

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    That's a common misconception
     
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    CongratulatoryMan Punk
     
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    "Buy it, ya goofs"

    Classic Dana
     
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    oh yeah he was amazing crushing a guy with a 0-1 amateur record and a 0-0 pro record
     
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    That fight definitely look staged, the dude tapped instantly and didnt even try to defend. He didnt even try to fight at all. Very bad acting performance. Dana is just trying to bring views by trying to make Gall look legit.
     
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    Before it started you could tell he could not care at all, he was just looking at the ground like he was sad he was brought in to lose.
    The guy would not even fight Punk if he won, the whole fight was just stupid.
     
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    I'm sure his fighters love being called "kids"
     
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    He should've been blown away by Scoggins and Thompson.
     
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    Super impressed by a 1-0 guy beating a 0-0 shocker?
     

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