Dana White said he would kill himself if...

[QcChopper]

Lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie. The flat earth society is meeting here today, singing happy little lies.

 

[THE-06]

Jones failed his post fight drug test.

???????????????????????
he already failed his prefight test, how will he not fail the postfight? lol

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

He already weaseled out of bungee jumping off a building in Vegas.

And much worse: boxing Tito live on PPV!

 

[Xuh]

On the heels of this, here's a pictogram of events that are to take place over the next 7 days:

 

[Wise1]

Hilarious!

I love it when Dana speaks off the cuff.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Winwin

 

[caliboi74lv]

Jones won't fail his post fight test. He is just gonna "pulse".
Dana killing himself would be to try and tell the truth.

 

[xx madskillz xx]

It will probably be covered up and we wont even know if he does piss hot.

 

[Loiosh]

 

[Azderiel]

Quick, someone spike his drinks!

 

[MMA Time Soldier]

He should base jump off Vegas Stratosphere when Jones fails his test.

That way Dana can finally fulfill two promises.

 

[Deleted member 506663]

Imma huge Bones fan but it'd be worth it.

 

[Brass Balls]

Wouldn't Jones have to piss hot, it's in his system for the next 7 years + the 2 when he had bad coke or something that started this whole misunderstanding???? Purple Goof is fucked.

 

[MMA Time Soldier]

Can someone explain this "Pink" or "Purple" Goof thing.

Why the colors?

 

[emema]

Didn’t UFC say Jones can have PEDs in his system potentially forever attributed to that first ingestion? Dana is fucked. RIP

 

[Shadiata]

The fix is in....

 

[ReadWrite]

He is so weird. Why doesn't he just say, "I'll ban Jones for life" instead of "I'll take my life." He acts like Jones is his mafia boss and he's sworn a blood oath.

 

[blopdak]

Dana will live forever confirmed.

 

[UsernameLOL]

So......uhhh

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

So......uhhh

Interviewers should bring this up every chance they get lol