Dana White Playable Character In UFC 3

[Lifeform]

Rejoice! The baldfather is a playable character in the new UFC 3 video game



His special moves include:

Homophobic rant



Sudden and dramatic weight gain

Tito special tag team unlockable

Incredible and nonstop lies

Clown DLC finisher

Special cheat code: R33bok

 

[Unsurprised Diaz]

Posting first in a soon-to-be epic thread. The comments should be a riot, LOL

Excellent job, Lifeform!

 

[Fatal Catro]

If it was up to him he would be on the cover.

 

[RudimarChute]

Lol he better get KO’d with the first strike.

 

[cevo]

UFC is dying. Trying to milk their audience dry

 

[Zeppeling]

Abs?

 

[Toco]

Abs?

 

[Sonny Qc]

Can't wait for the compilation of him gettin' ko'd

 

[Grijswaarde]

Dana: "I look too fat"
EA: "No disrespect Dana, but you are fat"
Dana: "At least give me a sixpack then"
EA: "You don't have a sixpack Dana, come on"
Dana: "I have THQ on speeddial motherfucker"
EA: "... ok Dana we will give you abs"

 

[Zeppeling]

That was when Dana was much more lean and on peds and still didn’t have abs...just not as much fat

 

[Kingz]

You mean he wasn’t already the biggest baddest fighter in the UFC??

 

[ThatGuy7698]

 

[plmrman]

His fight moves all better just be boxercise shit. High socks and goofy headband. This guys is not a fighter

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Can't wait for the compilation of him gettin' ko'd

If they make him available at every weight class that would be awesome. Have one of the female strawweights beat his ass lol.

 

[Brood]

That's all good, but why is there a guy who isn't even fighting MMA, let alone in the UFC on the cover of the game?

 

[ewww21]

Game is trash

 

[lukeuidswords]

Rejoice! The baldfather is a playable character in the new UFC 3 video game



His special moves include:

Homophobic rant



Sudden and dramatic weight gain

Tito special tag team unlockable

Incredible and nonstop lies

Clown DLC finisher

Special cheat code: R33bok

 

[nanika]

Dana really wants to be Vince.

 

[Jopious Extronimous]

His best move is promising his opponent he won't hit him and then kicking him in the balls.

 

[JerichoMelenko]

Is he in the Heavyweight division?