Media Dana White: "Jiri Went To A Shed For 3 Days No Water/Food To PRAY When Told About Fight, This Is Real"

[ryun253]

Jiri is going to absolute annihilate Alex. I see a future trilogy for these two fools.

I think he has a better chance this time, going to see lots of grappling. As long as he doesn't try to catch Alexs punches with his face like he did in his last fight

 

[ComeChooDaddy]

I don’t see a trilogy happening. I hope it would, but I don’t think so. If Jiri doesn’t win, he’ll be compared to Fabia

 

[RoyJonesJr]

Law of Attraction & Meditation vs Shaman Black Magic & Voodoo


Let's see who wins

 

[HHJ]

If Jiri doesn’t win, he’ll be compared to Fabia

Thats so stupid. The guy has already been a world champion and he has been weird the whole time. Even if Poatan is his ceiling the guy is a world class fighter, and his unorthodox mindset is part of it.

 

[Tokoloko]

This is getting beyond Tony Ferguson levels

Without food, not water... and it was not before this short notice. Both Poatan and Jiri were informed that they will fight each other on UFC 305 or UFC 308

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[Rationality]

Jiri is awesome.

 

[orca]

so hes a modern day samurai and also prays to a god
a christian or muslim god?

machida drinking piss is weird but it has some benefits
but jiri went to a whole new level lmfao

 

[DapperDave]

Jiri accuses Poatan of summoning evil spirits.

But Jiri summoned shed.

Dana is loving it.

USADA is gone because they were coming out with all these different tests for stuff like evil spirits, shed, dog semen, Grasso pee, propercoketanyl, etc.

Dana can't afford to have half the roster suspended, so he suspended usada.

MMW.

 

[Khaosan]

Where he poo tho

 

[POWER SLAP WORLD CHAMPION]

Yeah, but how much weed did he smoke during those three days?

Spoiler

I'm guessing at least a half oz.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Jiri and Alex are the two best signings they've made in absolutely years.

This fight is going to be a fun one. At first I thought Alex will win again, but have since switched to Jiri by KO.

Fuck I can't wait for this one.

I'm a Poatan and Jiri fan and thinking about it, Jiri winning is fine by me as it sets up a sick trilogy.

 

[HHJ]

Yeah, but how much weed did he smoke during those three days?

Spoiler

I'm guessing at least a half oz.
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Nah man you cant do that. You cant just smoke and then go without food for three days/

 

[POWER SLAP WORLD CHAMPION]

Nah man you cant do that. You cant just smoke and then go without food for three days/

Damn it, you're right

Spoiler

I knew should have went with a masturbation joke instead!

 

[BabyBlue_Bomber]

Because nothing gets you more ready for a fight than starving your body for 3 days…

 

[Objectively Correct]

Jiri just signed an 8 fight deal after the Rakic fight so theres more weirdness to come.

Damn, that means he's gonna have 7 title defenses... That's got to be GOAT territory.

 

[duke_droese]

Because nothing gets you more ready for a fight than starving your body for 3 days…

If you need to drop weight in 2 weeks, a long fast is a good tool.

 

[Crash-override]

3 days without water is absolutely mental (if it's not just hyping hyperbole)

I've done 36 hrs with no food or water but broke at the 36 hr mark. I did the 24hrs for day of atonement and kept going

 

[Crash-override]

My man should get a Tiny House

That's dope

 

[Crash-override]

If you want to have the experience of a god speaking to you, going three days without food and water is a pretty sure way to make it happen. Doesn't mean a god will actually speak to you, but if that's the hallucination you want, you'll get it.

Jiri is a Christian and fasting is normal for us

 

[Crash-override]

You can die without water for 3 days.

I did 36 hrs