Dana on the main event

[HuskySamoan]

We live days where Costa is actually the most interesting MW title challenger. Who would have thought?

No we don't. Costa would get mopped. Currently in the UFC. Hernandez and Borralho are the only hopes.

 

[JBJ was here]

Dana scored every round 10-8 besides the 5th. Alright then.

From the recently updated unified rules for scoring a 10-8 round:

A round will be scored 10-8 when a contestant earns the round by offensive actions that may include dominance with duration, but that must include significant damage resulting from effort or attempts that by their implicit nature, could finish the fight.

Even calling Round 3 a 10-8 is a stretch. No other round came close. Dana is a fucking moron.

 

[IBeLurkin]

It was DDP, how can people not see how crazy of a dominant performance this was!? DDP is a blunt object, the biggest in the division, never has been knocked out or submitted and willing to be completely stupid in order to get the win. Khamzat even said he respected the guy and that he was REALLY hard to submit. On top of this, Khamzat has no legacy, career or future if he lost this fight and now he could lose in the future and still be considered one of the best wrestlers in the UFC.

DDP looks stupid now but I am sure he will beat RDR and his size is really crazy compared to Fluffy.

Khamzat had so many opportunities to end the fight via sub, and he decided to ignore those.

Bad look all around

 

[BangBang]

Home run? If we're talking baseball, this main event was turned into an intentional walk.

Khamzat fought boring as fuck, you can't deny that.

If you find dominanace boring then yeah, but it was still quite a sight to Dricus rendered completely impotent by the great Khamzat.

 

[TeenageMutantLesnarTurtle]

Good job dana. Promoted a smotherer.

9 of his 15 fights have ended in the first round. Not bad for a smotherer.

 

[TCE]

I'm surprised he gave Khamzat a performance bonus to be honest

 

[GoWokeGoBroke]

Good job dana. Promoted a smotherer.

Im predicting khazmat will be inactive and when active, another blanket.

But! He did win via the rules.

One of the best true and tried sayings ever. That fits in many aspects of life…and I feel is very apt here.

“Don’t hate the player hate the game”

 

[wrb]

Khamzat had so many opportunities to end the fight via sub, and he decided to ignore those.

Bad look all around

Maybe, I re-watched the Burns fight and Khamzat decided not to wrestle and admitted he was nervous on the ground but I still find it hard to believe his BJJ is "horrible" 3 years later but I guess anything is possible.

 

[helltoupee]

Good job dana. Promoted a smotherer.

Im predicting khazmat will be inactive and when active, another blanket.

But! He did win via the rules.

Maybe you should go watch streetbeefs or some shit.

Sorry your boy got thrown around like a child.

Salty tears are salty.

 

[Mind Mine]

As opposed to what? Any MW black belt lies on his back with Khamzat and should be champ?

DDP did zero. He got lucky to see top position in 5th round. But you should be stupid to think that tiny fraction of time was comparable to a crucifix.

As impressive as getting an elite fighter in the crucifix is you do realize they could have remained in that position until this moment right now and it would be even more impressive and both men would be unscathed… but I wouldn’t want to watch another 30 fucking seconds of it and find it weird you do but not in a judgemental way. Kinda like a do you but that’s weird as fuck kinda way. BTW I never want to see that bullshit from anyone else either. I may be weird to you

 

[Quietus]

Dana would be furious if they weren't banking on Khamzat being their new star, he'd be shitting all over the fight and both guys like he's done in boring PPV main events in the past. You can tell his demeanor is controlled by what's at stake financially.

 

[Mind Mine]

Maybe you should go watch streetbeefs or some shit.

Sorry your boy got thrown around like a child.

Salty tears are salty.

He was held down in positions that were very uncomfortable and given repeated little brother punches . As impressive as it is to have that ability the shit sure sucks the life out of watching good fights

 

[TrueBias]

Maybe you should go watch streetbeefs or some shit.

Sorry your boy got thrown around like a child.

Salty tears are salty.

Then drink my tears.

An elite wrestler, throwing around someone and taking him down at will...cuz he's got no grappling defense. But Mr elite cant submit an uneducated wrestler.

So when you need a break sucking the blankets dick, have a cup of my tears, weirdo.

 

[helltoupee]

Then drink my tears.

An elite wrestler, throwing around someone and taking him down at will...cuz he's got no grappling defense. But Mr elite cant submit an uneducated wrestler.

So when you need a break sucking the blankets dick, have a cup of my tears, weirdo.

Huh?

Are you drunk or something?

Sorry your boy got absolutely manhandled on Saturday.

Cope and seethe.

 

[TrueBias]

Huh?

Are you drunk or something?

Sorry your boy got absolutely manhandled on Saturday.

Cope and seethe.

OK I will. Now come shampoo my crotch when im done since you are prescribing like a bitch nurse.

 

[helltoupee]

OK I will. Now come shampoo my crotch when im done since you are prescribing like a bitch nurse.

Are you ok there little guy?

You see, I can watch the sport of mma and my brain doesn't immediately go to male on male gay sex like it does with you, and ultimately this is why fighters like Khamzat so bothers you - because you are a closeted gay guy trying to hide it by acting tough.

Which explains why you are asking me to participate in your gay fantasies, which of course is your true nature.

Sometimes, the truth hurts. But in the long run, it will be better for you and your boyfriend if you just admit that you wished you were on the receiving end like DDP on Saturday, don't you?

 

[TrueBias]

Are you ok there little guy?

You see, I can watch the sport of mma and my brain doesn't immediately go to male on male gay sex like it does with you, and ultimately this is why fighters like Khamzat so bothers you - because you are a closeted gay guy trying to hide it by acting tough.

Which explains why you are asking me to participate in your gay fantasies, which of course is your true nature.

Sometimes, the truth hurts. But in the long run, it will be better for you and your boyfriend if you just admit that you wished you were on the receiving end like DDP on Saturday, don't you?

Don't get your pussy in a bunch. Im already getting bored with this topic.

 

[wolffanghameha]

I respect that Dana doesn't totally stifle the less fan-friendly fighters (not Khamzat, but in general). Even more so back in the day I think.