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Cruz eats his booger

That should cost him the election right there
 
Type Cruz into google search

Cruz booger is the first suggestion.

This might actually sink him.

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You should totally know not to F with your boogers in public if your running for president. People have been sunk for less
 
There are stories about this on the Washington Post, and other news sites. It's being called Boogergate.

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Say what you want about GWB, he never ate his own boogers on camera.
 
But how did it get there? There must be a backstory. Was it planted by a political rival?
 
Moving this to the Berry. I'm being nice by not dumping it (mainly because this is pretty funny). Not WR material. You should know this.
 
Rubio and Trump were trying hard not to laugh before Cruz noticed the booger then ate it.
 
Why is his booger so white? Is it covered in cocaine?
 
Lol boogergate.

How do you end up with your oogs on your lip?
 
It's actually a retractable reptilian tooth
 
Doesn't look like a booger.

You guys don't know shit about boogers.
 
Looks more like a tonsil stone.

And what the hell is he supposed to do with it? Pull it out? Either way, it's gonna look gross.
 
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