Craziest sexual escapade stories?

Diogenes of Sinope

Diogenes of Sinope

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We're all adults here. Im sure we have heard our fair share of insane sexual escapade stories, whether it be from your friends, past lovers, or maybe even your own. Here is the place to share them. Here are the top 3 most bizarre stories Ive heard


3) Friend of mine when I was in college was getting messaged on instagram by this girl on a daily basis, he decided to troll her and gave him another friend's phone number and told her it was his own. They started texting and apparently friend number 2 went to her house and she was cool with its despite the fact that he was a blatant catfish lol.

2) a girl I used to go out with told me she dated a guy who wanted her to sleep with his brother. Yeah.. next level cuckoldry

1) Girl I used to talk to told me her boss paid her to take a dump in his mouth. Was pretty blown away by this one.
 
-When I was 12 or 13 I woke up to my gay cousin Corey giving my best friend a BJ while we were sleeping out in the woods.
-I got really drunk at a party when I was 15 and had to go lay down. I passed out for awhile, I was awoken to this really ugly girl giving me a BJ.
-I had threesome with my buddy and his girlfriend, we actually had several over the course of that summer.
-My sister's friend once snuck into my bed when I was 15, she was pretty lit, and we had sex. She was 17 and had a boyfriend, and for some reason felt the need to tell him. Later that week I got jumped in the park in front of everyone. I still think it's messed up since I didn't ask her to get in my bed, and didn't know she had a boyfriend

That's enough for now, I've had a bunch of fucked up sexual encounters.
 
Banged a girl in an apartment pool once that's about it. She didn't want to go to the guys apartment she was living with (she was telling him she was a lesbian). Finally convinced her to go up to the apartment (he works overnight and wasn't home) cause I was never going to finish in that pool. Got a little weird up there cause while I'm hitting it from the back she's looking up porn on this guys PC to watch at the same time.
 
I was 23 and I went to a night club with my cousin and three girls. TBF...one was a 6, one was an 8 and one was a female. Well, I'm crushing Henny like it was a rap video, and I'm triple kissing and grinding on the 8 and 6 while my cousin jumped on that grenade. I say, in straight Red Beard fashion, "Let's explore each other's bodies." We did. I gave a rodeo-quality performance and they put on a show for the kid while I contemplated Priesthood.
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I once woke up to myself fucking a girl that I was sharing a bed with and I didn't get charged with rape.

Got married instead.
 
*When I had my studio apartment, my buddy was living on my pull out couch at the base of my bed. One morning I woke up to him banging this hot girl we were friends with. She was riding him and her tittys were eye level with me over the back of the couch at the foot of my bed.

*A buddy would swipe right at warp speed on tinder and anyone that matched he'd message and say its his birthday. We got these two girls to meet us at a bar that way and we hooked up with both of them that night.

*Took my co-worker's younger sister home one night and we hooked up. She got up to pee in the middle of the night and I got up too and I heard her brother's voice ask why is she here. He had come over after partying with my roomate and was sleeping on the couch.

*Was at a bachelor party and all the guys took one of the two strippers into the bedroom to bang her. The other stripper was sitting on the couch with me and started crying that she's new to this and has a kid. Then she took a cab out of there.

There's more I have a bad memory
 
- I fucked 6 different high school friends in a three week period. They were the Ashleigh's of their highschool. The last one actually came on to me with, "All of my girls have had a go, I don't want to be the loser who got left out"

- Fucked one woman under the stage at a Trivium concert

- Fucked one woman on a fire escape less than 90 seconds after crossing eyes with her

- I fucked one woman, then my buddy couldn't get it up with her roommate, so I stepped in a fucked her too.

- Fucked one women who I kept having a go at me because I was stopping after shd said, "I'm too drunk, I'm not sure about this" between moans. Then after I respect her wishes, "why did you stop? Carry on".

- I apparently got rode like a bronco by some woman whilst I was completely passed out.

- I fucked my wife on my chest freezer in the store room, whilst parent's where two meters away in the adjacent room, with the door open. Her idea, not mine.

- I fucked my wife over a pool table in the summer house at her parent's place whilst they were walking around outside in the garden.

- I got a blowjob off by my wife outside the front door of a club in the taxicab arra, whist I was sat with my back to the crowd on a wall. I pulled my phone out to pretend I was having a conversation incase anyone looked over. There must have been hundreds of people about 10 meters behind me.

- I unzipped, pulled her dress up slightly and thong to the side, put my dick inside her on the dancefloor of the same club. We vertically gyrated to EDM whilst everyone else was busting shapes. Yes, I finished.

- I've fucked her in pretty much every single hot tub we've been in, and a few different steam rooms.
 
I'm permanently banned from Papas and Beer in Rosarito b/c i got caught getting knowledge dropped on me by some woman in an off limits area
 
I banged a chick while her dog & cat were both in the bed. The dog was staring at me as if I was nailing his old lady. The cat was clawing at my arm. It was so awkward I couldn’t get off.

Had an ex that loved giving me rim jobs. She insisted on it. That same girl accidentally called me John Travolta during drunk sex.

I was having anal sex with a girl & noticed a dingle berry on my Johnson. Instant turn off. That same girl told me she met a guy that got off by her kicking him in the nuts.
 
I woke one morning with a girl I knew in my bed, she told me she had a good time last night........I asked her what do you mean?........she said we had sex......I'm like really.......she said yes.....you woke me up by going down on me and then fucked me for an hour or so.......I was sleep fucking her I wasn't even awake and I had only had 2 drinks with dinner.......
 
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