International Coup D'etat begins in UK to replace chief Mouser Officer, Larry the Cat

[PBAC]

Starmer plans to move his own JoJo the cat, into downing street just as long term resident Larry the Cat reaches the ripe old age of 17. His breed kept in good form can live up to 18 years. Currently the longest serving civil servant in downing street, it's clear now the political upheavals taking place in the UK have been faked purely so Manchurian candidate Starmer and labour can replace Larry with JoJo.

Could this be the END for Larry the Cat?

Notoriously territorial Larry, 17, has served the Cabinet Office since 2011, now living in Britain's must famous address under six prime ministers.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Number 10 could be plunged into cat-astrophe over fears of a feud between Chief Mouser Larry and Keir Starmer's moggy JoJo when the new Prime Minister moves his family in to the Downing Street residence.

Notoriously territorial Larry, 17, has served the Cabinet Office since 2011, living in Britain's must famous address under six prime ministers.

The no-nonsense moggy has gained a reputation for warning off rivals, famously taking on and chasing away a huge fox in 2022.

His relationships with other cats has also been testy - maintaining a four-year feud with his former nemesis the Foreign Office's Chief Mouser Palmerston, who retired from his post in 2020.




of any MP
when Larry passes on his death will be more remembered than the retirement of any PM in the last 15 years.

p.s
he looked pretty on in years recently

 

[lsa]

This is terrible news.

I hope they can solve it peacefully.
I mean they are cats, not silly humans.

 

[ferrisjso]

This is terrible news.

I hope they can solve it peacefully.
I mean they are cats, not silly humans.

Cats Kill a Staggering Number of Species across the World

Domestic cats are cherished human companions, but a new study shows the enormous breadth of species the felines prey on when they are left to roam freely

www.scientificamerican.com

Cats have driven many species to extinction

Outdoor and feral cats can seriously harm native ecosystems. Here's how to fix it

www.salon.com

Meet the 27 native animals cats have helped send extinct since colonisation.

Australia has a cat problem. After being introduced in 1788, feral cats now number between 2.1 - 6.3 million depending on rainfall conditions, and there are another 3.8 million pet cats in our neighbourhoods.

invasives.org.au

Yeah about that.

 

[lsa]

Cats Kill a Staggering Number of Species across the World

Domestic cats are cherished human companions, but a new study shows the enormous breadth of species the felines prey on when they are left to roam freely

www.scientificamerican.com

Cats have driven many species to extinction

Outdoor and feral cats can seriously harm native ecosystems. Here's how to fix it

www.salon.com

Meet the 27 native animals cats have helped send extinct since colonisation.

Australia has a cat problem. After being introduced in 1788, feral cats now number between 2.1 - 6.3 million depending on rainfall conditions, and there are another 3.8 million pet cats in our neighbourhoods.

invasives.org.au

Yeah about that.

I dont get your point.
Now what about dogs and babies.

 

[Brueskie]

I didn't know a cat could look so very British.

 

[ferrisjso]

I dont get your point.
Now what about dogs and babies.

The point is your peace track record isn't the best.

 

[lsa]

I didn't know a cat could look so very British.

Cats are classy like that

 

[lsa]

The point is your peace track record isn't the best.

Its still better than US and France

 

[ferrisjso]

Its still better than US and France

Everyones peace record is better than the US and France though.

 

[lsa]

Everyones peace record is better than the US and France though.

I have faith in these cats.
They will show the way, or not.

 

[Bobby00]

What has a rodent have to do to get a fair shake in this town..

 

[Neck&Neck]

War Larry !

 

[BroRogan]

@650lb Sumo thanks for the link. I have heat with this @Arqueto @Chules @HI SCOTT NEWMAN

#StarmerOUT #LarryIN

 

[Phlog]

One might say, a coup d'cat.

 

[Andy Capp]

One might say, a coup d'cat.

A cat ass trophy even.

 

[Thrawn33]

I wanna trust the source article but I feel the the writer fe-line about something.

 

[PBAC]

Larry the Cat 'threatened' by Keir Starmer's own feline moving in to Number 10

Larry the Cat has been a resident of Downing Street for more than ten years but one recent arrival could change how things work on Downing Street for the furry civil servant

www.mirror.co.uk

Larry the Cat, Downing Street's official mouse catcher, is thought to be threatened by Sir Keir Starmer's family cat JoJo when he moves into No10, an expert has claimed.

Larry, who is now at the ripe old age of 17, has called the government address home for longer than any UK leader and has served each Prime Minister as Chief Mouser for years. Over his term in office, the much-loved feline has seen many leaders come and go, and in the process has had to share his space with pet dogs, most recently Rishi Sunak's Labrador retriever Nova.


An expert has now claimed, however, that the territorial puss may struggle sharing its space with Starmer and his family's pet cat JoJo. Nicky Trevorrow, from Cats Protection, told the Daily Mail: "It's natural for cats to feel threatened when a new cat comes along, as they'll be protective of their territory and all the perks that come with it – like food, shelter and warmth.

 

[nhbbear]

Cats are OP

 

[William Huggins]

Cat and Conservatives are getting out before the government bond market collapses and the UK gets down graded.

 

[lsa]

Cats are awesome