Could a UFC fighter defeat a kangaroo..

[AdamantiumPimmel]

..in the octagon?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Only if he's Australian

 

[mjfan23]

Kangaroo is A+ species

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Kangaroos have spent too much time focused on boxing training, their terrible ground game would be exposed against any half decent grappler.

 

[Klaavical]

Soccer kicks allowed?

 

[Post 2 Decision]

This thread pops up way too often

 

[theleerygoose]

If some random bloke can punch one to rescue his dog most UFC fighters could defeat an angry roo.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

This thread pops up way too often

hops up*

 

[Shaddows]

Only if he's Australian

That guy saved his dog from the choke the kangaroo was applying on the poor dog.
The Kangaroo attacked him, he reacted. that gave pause to the Kangaroo and the dude left.
Which was a good thing...

 

[Kvothe_the_kingkiller]

That guy saved his dog from the choke the kangaroo was applying on the poor dog.
The Kangaroo attacked him, he reacted. that gave pause to the Kangaroo and the dude left.
Which was a good thing...

Thank you for that context.

 

[Shaddows]

If some random bloke can punch one to rescue his dog most UFC fighters could defeat an angry roo.

sorry, but no.
One thing is to throw one punch.
Another entirely is to stay and fight a Kangaroo alone.

in the video, the guy is lucky he had dogs, a car with more people and the Kangaroo decided it was far too many for him to stay & fight.
But this could have been a very bad situation.

 

[Natural Order]

Would a kangaroo bite you if you had a grip on it?

Weird ass fucking things....

 

[Shaddows]

Thank you for that context.

no worries.
Here, I found the video.

 

[Anewt]

That's a Eastern grey kangaroo , they are the smaller lightweight roo. And a rather smallish one.

Big Eastern greys are about 2metres tall and 66kg. Lightweight

The big buggers are the red kangaroos. They get around 200lbs . 90kg + Over 2metres.


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Different .. good luck. One good kick and your dog is fucked and if you get kicked your probably going to be disembowelled.

Also the bustards use their height to hide in water and drown whatever coming after em. Quite a common tactic.

 

[Kvothe_the_kingkiller]

That's a Eastern grey kangaroo , they are the smaller lightweight roo. And a rather smallish one.

Big Eastern greys are about 2metres tall and 66kg. Lightweight

The big buggers are the red kangaroos. They get around 200lbs . 90kg + Over 2metres.


View media item 33762

Different .. good luck. One good kick and your dog is fucked and if you get kicked your probably going to be disembowelled.

Also the bustards use their height to hide in water and drown whatever coming after em. Quite a common tactic.

Holy shit nice underwater thai clinch.

 

[accolyte1022]

That's a Eastern grey kangaroo , they are the smaller lightweight roo. And a rather smallish one.

Big Eastern greys are about 2metres tall and 66kg. Lightweight

The big buggers are the red kangaroos. They get around 200lbs . 90kg + Over 2metres.


View media item 33762

Different .. good luck. One good kick and your dog is fucked and if you get kicked your probably going to be disembowelled.

Also the bustards use their height to hide in water and drown whatever coming after em. Quite a common tactic.

Could Mad Max or Crocodile Dundee take one out?

 

[Mammothman]

We already have one in the UFC

 

[xhaydenx]

Was horse riding through the bush a few months back with me brother and this massive ass roo came smashing through the scrub and leapt out onto the path.

This fucker was massive and he knew it too. Didn't run or nothing. Just stood up tall and flexed on us.

Thought he was gonna beat the fuck out of us and steal our horses, but the dogs we had with us barked a bit at him and he just hopped casually off, having decided to let us live.

 

[Titleboxe]

Only if you have a boomerang

 

[Anewt]

Kangaroos have spent too much time focused on boxing training, their terrible ground game would be exposed against any half decent grappler.

They have decent clinch work actually =)
Decent choke game lol