Could A Tiger Or A Bear, With No Teeth Or No Claws, Kill a Human?

[BillBlueski]

Locked in a small room with an adult tiger, or a large black bear/medium size brown bear, no teeth or claws, what would that look like? Which one would be more dangerous?




Off topic side note, contrary to popular belief, there are a small number of accounts of tigers and lions fighting, and the tigers have, according to my research, won handily every time. However, if they met in the wild, lion likely wins most every time, because...



















...it would likely be one tiger vs multiple lions, hence moniker king of the jungle.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Yes you idiot.

One swipe of paw has more than enough force to smash your skull like a clay pot. No claws required. You're fucked with either

Also lol @ "your research" on tigers vs lions. Just admit it, you saw my posts schooling everyone on the subject just the other day

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

All I know is, Ligers are real and awesome.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Give the human a knife and he kills the bear or tiger

Without one I don't see how he would do any damage those animals

 

[BillBlueski]

Yes you idiot.

One swipe of paw has more than enough force to smash your skull like a clay pot. No claws required. You're fucked with either

Also lol @ "your research" on tigers vs lions. Just admit it, you saw my posts schooling everyone on the subject just the other day

First time I have even been on these forums in a long time, so no, didn't see your post. What was it about?

Side note: Been coming to SD for decades, don't really post anymore, but it's nice to see this place hasn't changed.

First line, three words in, and I'm called an idiot. Fucking Awesome!


Anyway, not sure how much force they would hit you with. I don't know, that's why I am asking. If they had hooves, I imagine it would kill you instantly, but don't know what would happen with their, somewhat, soft pads.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Locked in a small room with an adult tiger, or a large black bear/medium size brown bear, no teeth or claws, what would that look like? Which one would be more dangerous?




Off topic side note, contrary to popular belief, there are a small number of accounts of tigers and lions fighting, and the tigers have, according to my research, won handily every time. However, if they met in the wild, lion likely wins most every time, because...



















...it would likely be one tiger vs multiple lions, hence moniker king of the jungle.

This is something my 7 year old son would ask.

 

[My2Cents]

These threads keep getting better and better...

 

[BillBlueski]

Give the human a knife and he kills the bear or tiger

Without one I don't see how he would do any damage those animals

Yeah, with no weapons, the human could not mount much offense at all. With a large knife, he might have a chance. The tiger/bear would not be fighting with the assumption they had no teeth or claws. In other words, they wouldn't adjust their game plan to account for lack of weapons.

 

[DaleBoca]

I’d mesmerize the animal with capoeira dance and bam a swift round house kicks from the depths of hell would put it to sleep.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Yeah, with no weapons, the human could not mount much offense at all. With a large knife, he might have a chance. The tiger/bear would not be fighting with the assumption they had no teeth or claws. In other words, they wouldn't adjust their game plan to account for lack of weapons.

Only one way I could see the human winning and thats if he is the middleweight champion of the world

 

[BisexualMMA]

I think a hundred bears with no claws or teeth would be a good match up for five hundred Lesnars with claws.

 

[Slobodan]

I think a hundred bears with no claws or teeth would be a good match up for five hundred Lesnars with claws.

What about Aleksander Emelienenko with a knife?

 

[never enough]

Give the human a knife and he kills the bear or tiger

Without one I don't see how he would do any damage those animals

Nah a bear would still fuck you up knife or not. One swipe with dem paws and you’re down ready for a mauling worse than khabib vs Connor

 

[Jerrah]

What about Aleksander Emelienenko with a knife?

For some reason bears in that region don't seem to be half the size of American grizzlies/kodiaks/polar bears

Total broscience on my part but the few videos/photos I've seen of Russian bears don't make them very menacing.

 

[BillBlueski]

I think a hundred bears with no claws or teeth would be a good match up for five hundred Lesnars with claws.

Wold you fight Lesnar with a sword, both of you locked in a residential size bathroom?

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Well not me but the rest of you absolutely

 

[BisexualMMA]

Wold you fight Lesnar with a sword, both of you locked in a residential size bathroom?

Advantage of a sword seems terribly compromised at that range.

 

[Tone C]

What about Aleksander Emelienenko with a knife?

What about Colonel Mustard in the library with a lead pipe ?

 

[BillBlueski]

Advantage of a sword seems terribly compromised at that range.

What about Colonel Mustard in the library with a lead pipe ?

Lesnar, with a single shot .22 carbine, in a walk in closet?

 

[Madmick]

I would take on both the clawless Tiger and Bear at the same time if I had one of Elon's toys:

Dumb animals see a knife and they just think it's a really big claw. They'll give no shits. But those bitches respect the ape who spits hot fire.