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Costco refuses to give me a free pickle.

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I was there for the first Canadian Costco over in Burnaby in 1985. I was actually the first employee ever sent there.

Earlier today after all my years of service and following the rules I decided to go to the food court.

I get some fries and ask this woman for a free pickle. She denys me the pickle.

Is Costco losing its core values over time?
 
I'm not fat so I don't need to eat when I go to the store... So I have a question...is a free pickle some Costco tradition?
 
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They refuse to give me Pepsi Fountain soda by switching to coke products.

And I canceled my membership over it.

I blame you @Bobby Boulders
I don't even work at a store, never have. But if I did, I'd be thrilled they nixed Pepsi for Coke. At my corporate office, we get both, so I can forsake Coke for Mt Dew from time to time
 
People feeling entitled to free pickles is the problem. You give them a pickle next they'll want free onions or houses. The woman deserves a promotion
That's exactly it. I'm a butcher for work and used to work for this big company, and there was this dude who started coming in and asking for free things, and it got to the point where he would ask random people, "hey, can I get a quart of garlic powder for free?" And apparently some people would do it, which is so fucking stupid, that's an insane amount of money in garlic powder for free. These people just find places they can take advantage of and then exploit it.
 
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Back when I was a young lad I worked a customer service job and they showed us this guy's training course. If was mortal called give 'em the pickle.

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I was there for the first Canadian Costco over in Burnaby in 1985. I was actually the first employee ever sent there.

Earlier today after all my years of service and following the rules I decided to go to the food court.

I get some fries and ask this woman for a free pickle. She denys me the pickle.

Is Costco losing its core values over time?

That's because she knew you already have a pickle.
 
Certainly you can find better things to shove up your ass while you jerk off either your head in a noose.

Maybe not though.
 
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