News CoronaVIRUS MEGA THREAD DEATH TOLL: 95,010

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Are you scared of getting the Coronavirus?

  1. I'm extremely scared.

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  2. I'm very scared.

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  3. I'm moderately scared.

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  4. I'm slightly scared.

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  1. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    The chinese communist dictatorship has cancelled the biggest celebration in China where people travel thousands of miles to be with family and celebrate new year because everything is worse than they said, we are fucked, get prepared for shit to get super real right now bro



    updates that are definetly not fake news in cnn: https://edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-intl-hnk/index.html

    New year is cancelled for apocalypse: https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/china-cancels-plans-for-new-year-celebrations-as-coronavirus-spreads/

    People dying on the street: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10808633/coronavirus-wuhan-zombieland/

    North Korea closes borders: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2...eign-tourists-coronavirus-china/#.XipF32gzaUk

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  2. Patof

    Patof Brown Belt

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    Nah we'll be fine.

    At least I will be when I escaped in northern Canada.
     
  3. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    you belive you are safe in Canadia territory? are you in the deep woods stacked with guns and shit?
     
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  4. Mocesting The Delapitated

    Mocesting The Delapitated Jun Jun Jun Platinum Member

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    Isn't there always some epidemic every couple of years that's suppose to be the end of us?

    As usual, it will pass.

     
  5. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    And it always starts in China.
     
  6. boingyman

    boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    Damn China. Don't they think it's coming from eating snakes or possibly some other random wild animal that majority of the world don't typically eat? So pissed because I will be in Hong Kong in April for about 4 days after being in Japan for about 10 days. Hope it doesn't spread like crazy in Hong Kong by then, but those tourist from mainland China are rampant everywhere these days....
     
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  7. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    the fuck was that you insensitive bigot, can i interest you into some delicious bat soup? that is good eating, classy eatin right there, definetly no apocalypse disease related
     
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    marioh Red Belt

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    i have faith my immune system will kick the shit out of that virus, like it typically does with everything else.
    and last i checked, the virus wasn't running a 100% kill rate (yet), so, come at me corona virus.

    <209Bitch>
     
  9. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    you in NYC, a big city like that is gonna be alot of fun in a chinese bat soup disease pandemic
     
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  10. marioh

    marioh Red Belt

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    if people die, they die.
     
  11. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    25 dead so far, BUT HEY THESE ARE CHINESE COMMUNIST NUMBERS, so... the real number must be hundreds of thousands

    trusting the accuracy of communist numbers information is silly

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  12. rj144

    rj144 Silver Belt

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    It's a coronavaris, not a Corona Virus... not this:

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  13. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    fuck you, you cant take my beer, this is america
     
  14. Aegon Spengler

    Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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  15. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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  17. PRIDEWASBETTER

    PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Damn bro, you have the "let me bang bro" anti-virus
     
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  20. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    Just wanna share some weird concidence with you peeps, you see in the book WORLD WAR Z, all the apocalyptic shit that goes down starts in China, sure they lock it down just like now, even faster and better, but in the book they talk about all the endless ways to bribe corrupted government and customs officials and leave the country anyway, JUST LIKE ITS HAPPENING NOW, and this shit spreaded to the entire planet in a week, just wanted to share that interesting literary capsule you know, just that little thing
     
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