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Conrad I'm calling you out!

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  1. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Yes you sir! Make your choice:

    Pistols or Sabers?

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  2. Dirty Boxer

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    Fuckin SABERS!!! I wanna see bloodshed! :D
     
  3. Dirty Boxer

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    Ah! bollocks no bloodshed tonight! :(
     
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  5. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    I see you there Conrad.

    You yellow?
     
  6. Conrad

    Conrad .........

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    So hound is calling me out huh? Conrad is getting called? Well nobody calls me.(Kind of pathetic really. Need to get off this site.)

    Not since the old days of the Santore dictatorship have I been called out. I will remind you who got Art fired and there for ended his wrain of terror, there-for liberating you to post whore all you want. Now you go and do this?

    So another war is getting set up. Weapons are being dusted and everyone is getting ready for the "Boom Boom Bang Bang"

    Now Conrad has to make a choice. Last war on anti I was in I lost my ever so dear gerbil Brintney during the battle. Sniffle Sniffle. But Look who final took the whole enchalda? that's right not more Art!!!! hahahaha. I see you half of an oppendent then he was.

    It is on Fecker!!!!!!!!!!

    You can be
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    All you want. But no gun or dress will phase me this time.(Only reason that Art's dress got to me was becuase it was a hard time in my life. Never again!!!)

    So bring your
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    I want you to bring all you got. And I will bring all I will need
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    I don't think you have what it takes little man.


    Conrad's Prediction

    Conrad via Decapittion from Juice Master 3000 2:15 of round 3.
     
  7. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Save the drama for your mama.

    Meet me tomorrow after lunch behind the churchyard.
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  8. Devastator

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    I got money on Conrad just because hes gay and I feel sorry for him.
     
  9. no_gi

    no_gi Willie's a cunt

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    this is a sad day
     
  10. SEXY BEAST

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    I can see you two now, what a couple!!!!!!!

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  11. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    This is a matter of honor B&I and I feel your comments are way out of line.

    I demand an apology.
     
  12. Conrad

    Conrad .........

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    They can call me gay all they want. I don not care becuase I secure unlike some here.

    Right now it is me and hound. I will deal with the other smucks some other time.

    I going mother fecker and I ain't were no wussy mask on my face.
     
  13. SEXY BEAST

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    Sorry there old man, here I'll post you bio's as well!
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    Name: Captain Diego Del Fuego Winnebago Leggo My Eggo Smith. Otherwise known as Conrad!

    DOB: Unknown

    Birthplace: Spain

    Occupation: Naval Captain

    Ship: La Masa Harina






    Turn Ons Captain Diego, as his friends call him, likes moonlit boat rides, a stiff brandy, furry creatures, and bumpy seas


    Turn Offs, Women with facial hair, Men without facial hair, smooth seas, cold brandy, dull brass, going to an island where there are no ladies.





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    Name: Francois Sweetche' (aka) Captain Sweetcheeks. Other wise known as Hound

    DOB: Unknown

    Birthplace: Paris

    Occupation: Pirate

    Ship: Le Boote'






    Turn Ons Capt. Sweetcheeks likes early morning walks on the deck, reading sea stories and carving the ass off an opponent

    Turn Offs He doesn't like staying up late, cigar smoke, and getting phone calls after 9pm, and he also hates people who claim never to fart.
     
  14. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    That last paragraph of my "bio" is in fact 100% accurate B&I.

    Scary.
     
  15. JIMPANZEE

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    Pfft... Those weapons wont do shit.

    Get one of these baby's...

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  16. Conrad

    Conrad .........

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    Sure buddy. That is just about as deadly as Jim Pan Do.
     
  17. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    JIM you're next.

    We`ll see how long my Dim Mak takes to obliterate you.

    I will be very disapointed if it takes more than 0.02 seconds.
     
  18. Lady N

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    Here's a clip of the fight and of course Hound won! Congratulations Hound!
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  19. Hound

    Hound Brown Belt

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    Thanks Lady N.

    I can focus my Chi with overwelming power through any one of my orifices.
     

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