Conor McGregor vs Kangaroo, who would win?

[Limbo Pete]

In all seriousness, I would not fuck with a kangaroo.
This thread has me rolling though.
They are such silly ass looking creatures... turns out they will maul you or drown you or choke the hell out of you. Fucking Australia, man. Most everything is a killer or at least gonna let you know you been in a fight.

 

[The Witcher]

Bloody oath it is. Those big reds are plentiful in rural wa though..mining buddies have some crazy stories about them fucking up packs of dingos..

Im in mining too are you in W.A or over east ? Yeah i havent seen reds smash up any dingos but we had some joeys as pets when i was a kid, they frequently fucked up our ridgebacks when they grew up a bit

 

[IntheZone]

that roo would eat right hands all day long

Yeah but he was slow enough to take them as well

 

[IntheZone]

In all seriousness, I would not fuck with a kangaroo.
This thread has me rolling though.
They are such silly ass looking creatures... turns out they will maul you or drown you or choke the hell out of you. Fucking Australia, man. Most everything is a killer or at least gonna let you know you been in a fight.

It's not that bad lol We have our moments here though, Summer is a pain in the ass just today my toddler daughter got stung by blue bottles, that didn't go down well at all...

 

[jmd69]

National Geographic thread

 

[PhantomBlade]

This thread delivered far more than expected. I hope all the non Australians learnt a little about kangaroos. No, they are not 3 feet tall and cuddly, well they can be but not always. Doesn't matter though, it's the drop bears you have to worry about