Conor’s defense attorney: Had this to say to the judge

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by gspfedkobe24, Oct 11, 2019.

  1. gspfedkobe24

    gspfedkobe24 Black Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 16, 2013
    Messages:
    5,778
    Likes Received:
    4,103
    Your honor, my client was merely reaching for the shot glass when he slipped on a banana peel! His hand thrusted forward to prevent a fall, he did not intend to contact that nice fellow in anyway!
     
  2. tonil

    tonil Red Card

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2015
    Messages:
    7,555
    Likes Received:
    30,136
  3. VinceArch

    VinceArch Venom in the veins.

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2010
    Messages:
    17,842
    Likes Received:
    34,584
  4. VVarhead

    VVarhead Bullet Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2014
    Messages:
    14,950
    Likes Received:
    38,927
    Location:
    Salzburg, Austria
    Your honor, my client's foot was a balloon.
     
  5. SteveColdStone

    SteveColdStone Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2015
    Messages:
    2,905
    Likes Received:
    3,717
    Location:
    ONABENCHHIGHEATINGCHICKENWINGSANDFRENCHFRIES
    Can’t believe he used that excuse. You’d think Conor could buy a better attorney with all his cash.
     
    Dragonslayer82 likes this.
  6. HitWithAFlare

    HitWithAFlare White Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2019
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    37
    I don't mean to be rude, but this is the worst thread I've ever seen on Sherdog.
     
  7. Hespectfully

    Hespectfully Black Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2014
    Messages:
    5,587
    Likes Received:
    17,250
    Conor may lose the court case, but he still will have won the battle.
     
    magical, Iron Skin and Dragonslayer82 like this.
  8. SteveColdStone

    SteveColdStone Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2015
    Messages:
    2,905
    Likes Received:
    3,717
    Location:
    ONABENCHHIGHEATINGCHICKENWINGSANDFRENCHFRIES
    A few days ago some dumbass made a thread about Cain in the WWE and the TS asked if Cain competing in the WWE would give us a good idea about how Cain would have done back in Pride.
     
  9. wilKO

    wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2008
    Messages:
    24,836
    Likes Received:
    69,401
    Location:
    Belfast, Ireland
    "I was inefficient with my temper"
     
  10. cade187

    cade187 I'm not a part of your system.

    Joined:
    May 24, 2008
    Messages:
    9,150
    Likes Received:
    5,109
    Location:
    Reppin' the 902
    That's actually brilliant and somewhat redeems this garbage thread.
     
    SteveColdStone and Hematom like this.
  11. Abazzdeboom

    Abazzdeboom Legend in the making

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2016
    Messages:
    5,212
    Likes Received:
    10,450
    Location:
    Top of the food chain
    This belong to here
    [​IMG]
     
  12. DM1982

    DM1982 Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2009
    Messages:
    4,335
    Likes Received:
    7,567
    'My client would like to take this opportunity to apologise..... to absolutely NO ONE!'
     
    TRUS8888 and Trained4years like this.
  13. SimonNova

    SimonNova Worship and forget

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    25,555
    Likes Received:
    35,670
    Location:
    Qc City
    Hey ts, remember when you said Whittaker would destroy Izzy?
     
  14. hoevan

    hoevan Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    468
    Likes Received:
    171
    Location:
    Heartland
    I can't believe you're that gullible.
     
    YOLOGOGOPLATA likes this.
  15. Babaganoosh

    Babaganoosh ----Orion's Belt---- Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2007
    Messages:
    18,646
    Likes Received:
    5,829
    Location:
    Cuddly Bear's Den
    “The old baby on the corner trick aye...not going to fall for that shit..”
     
  16. Dragonslayer82

    Dragonslayer82 Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2016
    Messages:
    358
    Likes Received:
    392
    I think it's one of the best.
     
  17. Dragonslayer82

    Dragonslayer82 Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2016
    Messages:
    358
    Likes Received:
    392
    Please stop it. ROFL!
     
    Hespectfully likes this.
  18. Trained4years

    Trained4years Yellow Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2016
    Messages:
    156
    Likes Received:
    198
    Honestly your honor when I slammed the glasses down like a double barreled shootgoon and our eyes locked like death I swear we could've been long lost broodas from a far off battlefield I offered him the traditional spirit oof ar ancestors and he flat passed me down calling a blood oath on both of our families.

    As I felt my left hand go crashin into his head I remembered that I am so much better then this as long as I can dream it into reality.

    There's just no limit to what can happen against a man who's age is three times my soize your hoonor.

    Your honor this will never end.


    I'd just like to apologize to absolutely everyboody and that i am now a changed man.

    I own da law game.
     
    Dragonslayer82 likes this.
  19. ArlovskiFang

    ArlovskiFang The Retirer

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2008
    Messages:
    8,972
    Likes Received:
    969
    Location:
    ATL
    fixed
     
  20. Tugboat

    Tugboat Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2006
    Messages:
    2,525
    Likes Received:
    2,020
    Location:
    chuggin' along
    The old banana peel excuse
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.