Conor’s defense attorney: Had this to say to the judge

[gspfedkobe24]

Your honor, my client was merely reaching for the shot glass when he slipped on a banana peel! His hand thrusted forward to prevent a fall, he did not intend to contact that nice fellow in anyway!

 

[Your Account]

 

[VinceArch]

 

[VVarhead]

Your honor, my client's foot was a balloon.

 

[SteveColdStone]

Can’t believe he used that excuse. You’d think Conor could buy a better attorney with all his cash.

 

[HitWithAFlare]

I don't mean to be rude, but this is the worst thread I've ever seen on Sherdog.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Conor may lose the court case, but he still will have won the battle.

 

[SteveColdStone]

I don't mean to be rude, but this is the worst thread I've ever seen on Sherdog.

A few days ago some dumbass made a thread about Cain in the WWE and the TS asked if Cain competing in the WWE would give us a good idea about how Cain would have done back in Pride.

 

[wilKO]

"I was inefficient with my temper"

 

[cade187]

A few days ago some dumbass made a thread about Cain in the WWE and the TS asked if Cain competing in the WWE would give us a good idea about how Cain would have done back in Pride.

That's actually brilliant and somewhat redeems this garbage thread.

 

[Abazzdeboom]

This belong to here

 

[DM1982]

'My client would like to take this opportunity to apologise..... to absolutely NO ONE!'

 

[SimonNova]

Hey ts, remember when you said Whittaker would destroy Izzy?

 

[hoevan]

Can’t believe he used that excuse. You’d think Conor could buy a better attorney with all his cash.

I can't believe you're that gullible.

 

[Babaganoosh]

“The old baby on the corner trick aye...not going to fall for that shit..”

 

[Dragonslayer82]

I don't mean to be rude, but this is the worst thread I've ever seen on Sherdog.

I think it's one of the best.

 

[Dragonslayer82]

Conor may lose the court case, but he still will have won the battle.

Please stop it. ROFL!

 

[Trained4years]

Honestly your honor when I slammed the glasses down like a double barreled shootgoon and our eyes locked like death I swear we could've been long lost broodas from a far off battlefield I offered him the traditional spirit oof ar ancestors and he flat passed me down calling a blood oath on both of our families.

As I felt my left hand go crashin into his head I remembered that I am so much better then this as long as I can dream it into reality.

There's just no limit to what can happen against a man who's age is three times my soize your hoonor.

Your honor this will never end.


I'd just like to apologize to absolutely everyboody and that i am now a changed man.

I own da law game.

 

[ArlovskiFang]

Your honor, me client's foot was a balloon!

fixed

 

[Tugboat]

The old banana peel excuse