News Concerns over kids buying baked beans as 'beaning' trend goes viral

[MeatWagon06]

I guess it beats cheesing
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Nothing beats Cheesing.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

THIS IS SHOCKING

Little cunts, might improve my piece of shit though

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

Lies. Kids don’t go outside anymore. Besides, what’s better than beaning yourself?

Would bean vigorously

 

[ssBaldy]

If I walked out and seen someone had "beaned" my car, I would have assumed it was a crack head that did it.



Eggs will remove paint, beans won't.

TikTok is worse than crack

 

[eighterumg5]

kids nowadays,

We just don't bean them often enough theses days.

Fixed

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I guess it’s the same as egging.

Beaning is even funnier though.

I remember when a bunch of kids egged someone’s car and one got shot in the head.

Yeah I’m not down with capping someone over an egging.. but beating the shit out of them is definitely in play

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

When I was a kid we did drugs and had premarital sex.

 

[JSN]

Lies. Kids don’t go outside anymore. Besides, what’s better than beaning yourself?

I’d let her bean me, if you know what I’m saying.

Spoiler

pegging with a reach around

 

[Mark Hunts FIST]

Kids are fucking horrible these days.


Thinks back to when I was 14.. weeeeeeell. They aren't too bad.

 

[drstrangelov]

Trends are just cover for kids who want to eat canned beans without getting grief over it. Just eat your beans kids.

 

[Red Beard]

THIS IS SHOCKING

If I was into this sort of thing, I'd coin a phrase like "You just got English Breakfasted!" Or maybe, "Bangers and mash at your door!" Maybe even, "Top of the morning, Mr. BEAN!"

 

[oldshadow]

Seems mostly harness.

 

[MeatWagon06]

TikTok is worse than crack

TikTok.. Not even once.

 

[Milgrim]

I guess it’s the same as egging.

Beaning is even funnier though.

I remember when a bunch of kids egged someone’s car and one got shot in the head.

 

[Legumes]

We used to just use eggs but really, the beans is better if you think about it. Eggs destroy whatever they hit. They wreck paint jobs on cars and houses and do thousands of dollars worth of damage. I would say these kids are doing everyone a favor by finding an alternative.

All that's out the window when the dumbfucks rub or bang the tin against the paint scratching it all to hell.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

My definition of "beaning" is a little different.

It means throwing cans of baked beans at little shits heads.

 

[ThulsaDooom]

Better than the kids who shattered my passenger side window years back and stole my stereo. Hope you liked goregrind you little shits.

 

[zapataxiv]

I egg it's the same as guessing


Though is beaning funnier even

I someone's head a bunch of car shot in egged got a one remember when kids and the.

 

[Broken arrow]

I suspect it’s a viral trend created by that talking golden retriever to sell more beans

 

[RichardHarrow]

I guess it’s the same as egging.

Beaning is even funnier though.

I remember when a bunch of kids egged someone’s car and one got shot in the head.