Come on down to Tito's restaurant

[AstralPanda]

tito bless

support this man

 

[AstralPanda]

I'm imagining a quasi-Jack Dempsey scenario, in which the former fighter strolls around his restaurant, entertaining guests by engaging with them and regaling them with tales from his life and career. However, it's Tito, and after a few bizarre minutes of him rambling incoherently and then wandering off to the kitchen, the guests are left staring at one another in bewilderment as to who that deranged person was.

That's the selling point

 

[Daniel_LaRusso]

Is Big Rigg’s restaurant still open? I heard it wasn’t doing well. It’s a tough industry

 

[Fedora Millionankles]

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I’d go as long as they keep him from chopping the onions.

 

[WoozyFailGuy]

Tito is the only guy easier to understand with wingding subtitles.

 

[nonoob]

Would gladly go there to support him if it was closer. It may have good food and probably be a cool experience if Tito was actually on the premises.

 

[tasticles]

somebody check on the wellbeing of tito

He was always dumb but yes the TBIs are starting to show. Tito has gotten worse

 

[AfroBanana]

Tito morphing into having that Wandy facelift eyebrows look.

 

[meast]

The best restaurant of the night

 

[bjjHERRERA]

come on tito to downs restaurant

 

[goOb]

Tito never even listened to that after he recorded it and just posted it. If he did listen to it a few times to make sure things were good to go, things are worse than I thought.

 

[JohnMandick]

So even his restaurant schedule is like his training schedule

"The restaurant opens from 4 to 10pm, from Monday to Sunday, it opens 6 days a week. One of those days it'll open 3 days a week from noon to 12pm, so 5 days a week my restaurant will outlive my children"

Just to correct you, there was never no schedule. You're a punk, dude.

 

[Sasha]

Tito makes me feel like a linguist. It's actually fun breaking down what his nonsense means and why he made that error.

I've got quite the reputation as a cunning linguist myself !

 

[KOPPE]

Heard it was a lot of cheese and wine, that sounds like a violon. Also there are some grapes you can reach for

just what I need. I'm going there 110% mental, that's about 100% the rest is physical.

 

[Koya]

just what I need. I'm going there 110% mental, that's about 100% the rest is physical.

Don't forget to ask Tito for another jackal story when you're there

 

[pinger]

I dont know why he chose that city to move to it got destroyed in a hurricane. Eh dont really know why anyone would move on the west side of Florida period.......................They eat peoples faces off there alot more than they do on my side. It must be the red tide.

Maybe he saw Forrest Gump and figured after the hurricane shrimping would be easy

 

[WuDi]

Seriously though, he made a mistake and corrected himself:
Sunday through Thursday 4-10pm
Friday and Saturday 12-10pm


Should I get my head checked out?

 

[mahavishnunj]

Alot of people rip on him for obvious reasons but deep down he has a really good reputation. Fighters he's coached, other coaches, and fans have all said great things about him as an actual person.

He's the textbook definition of don't judge a book by its cover

You can be nice and dumb as shit simultaneously. Tito is the definition of judging a book by its cover. Hell he's actually MORE dumb than he looks.

 

[suprah]

You can be nice and dumb as shit simultaneously. Tito is the definition of judging a book by its cover. Hell he's actually MORE dumb than he looks.

Tito was the first fighter who made a business out of mma apparel with punishment athletics tho so he was smarter than some.

 

[Vil7]

It should be called Tito Burrito.