Come on down to Tito's restaurant

Hellowhosthat said:
I would like to order some wine that sounds like a violin with that cheese and wine please Tito.

Also can I get a side of bloody onions?
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& pick some low laying fruit:-)

Just watch out for the Hyenas. They work their 6 days a week.
 
dipstickjimmy said:
Imagine him calculating his employees wages based on their time cards.

So Dave I have your paycheck. You worked 9 am to close on monday thru sunday. That's two days (Monday and Sunday) where we close at 10 pm so , 9- 10 = 1 hour each day. 2 hours for the week (Weeks have 7 days) so 14 hours but sundays are double time so half your hours were on Sunday so 14 x 2 = 28 plus the original 14 = 42 hours. Your hourly rate is $20/ hour so 42 x $20 = $840 plus half of those hours were double time so 21 x $40 = $840 x 2 because it is double time so its $1680 plus the other $840 = $2720 per day x 2 days = $27200.
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"I was told there would be no math"

~~Kenny Florian
 
mb23100 said:
Do any of these celebrity restaurants succeed? It seems like an awful business to get into even if you know what you're doing.
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It worked for Sammy Hagar but not so well for Johnny Hendricks.
 
"Hello and welcome to my restaurant <{Joewithit}>


I wanna tell me, what you crave, let's go ahead and see it by the kitchen, what you saw, in the menu.

Also check out our cheese and violins and wine selection"
 
I'm imagining a quasi-Jack Dempsey scenario, in which the former fighter strolls around his restaurant, entertaining guests by engaging with them and regaling them with tales from his life and career. However, it's Tito, and after a few bizarre minutes of him rambling incoherently and then wandering off to the kitchen, the guests are left staring at one another in bewilderment as to who that deranged person was.
 
I dont know why he chose that city to move to it got destroyed in a hurricane. Eh dont really know why anyone would move on the west side of Florida period.......................They eat peoples faces off there alot more than they do on my side. It must be the red tide.:)
 
STOP!!!

It's physics.

Earth time is based upon planetary rotation and Solar orbit. Hence the 365 days/ 24 hours.

Think about it.

Tito's head is a minor planet (think Pluto, or Makemake).
Technically, a trans-Neptunian object.

But he lives on Earth!

So, in essence, he is living two very different solar system time-lines at once.
 
I wonder where his mind is in on the days that are considered off for him.
 
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