Media Colby on flirty Joanna

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“There was never a problem,” Covington told MMA Fighting’s Eurobash podcast. “I never said anything about Joanna, I never looked at her wrong or anything. One day she came into the gym and started screaming, ‘Ahhhh Colby this and that...ahhh, I hate you!’

"‘What the f*ck? What’s your issue?’ I know last week she tried to flirt with me, and I wasn’t giving her the time of day because, let’s be honest, I have standards, and she just doesn’t fit those standards.

"She’s not a seven-and-a-half and up, and I only message seven-and-a-halves or up. So, she got her feelings a little hurt. The raw American steel and twisted sex appeal of Colby Covington didn’t want to take her on a date, didn’t want to flirt with her and didn’t have any interest, because I’m too busy getting dimes and supermodels to waste my time on some ugly boobie-woman from Poland or whatever.”

“She wants to come and hate me and make me look like the bad guy, but everyone knows that Joanna is not a good person,” Covington said. “She believes in her own hype, she thinks she’s better than life. Nobody is better than anybody, I don’t care what your title is, or how much money you have. It doesn’t mean that you’re better than anybody.”


“I did apologize to her,” he explained. “She asked for one, so I gave it. I gave it a week before her title fight. I said, ‘Joanna, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you have to get your face rearranged, and we’re all going to make a lot of money at mybookie.ag and that’s exactly what happened!’ And it’s still rearranged. I don’t know if you saw the picture the other day, that thing is still black and blue. That thing looks nasty man.”

-MMAFighting.com
 
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"She’s not a seven-and-a-half and up, and I only message seven-and-a-halves or up. So, she got her feelings a little hurt. The raw American steel and twisted sex appeal of Colby Covington didn’t want to take her on a date, didn’t want to flirt with her and didn’t have any interest, because I’m too busy getting dimes and supermodels to waste my time on some ugly boobie-woman from Poland or whatever.”

Boob job explained.
 
Colby- Nobody is better than anybody."

Colby- "I only message 7.5's and up."
 
Let's say her tits are done beautifully, then I'd say 4/10.
If not, less.
 
Tough talk from a guy that pays hoes to take pictures with him.
 
This is the guy that implied he banged some pornstars and they were all "uhhhhhhh no" the second they heard that shit.

Sad times for Colby.
 
I gave her a 7 just cuz i find her hot in a weird way.
Wood in a heartbeat
 
Colby bless

Megamind should sit in the corner forever
 
The raw American steel and twisted sex appeal of Colby Covington

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So, Colby is like the second coming of George Clooney? AND HE STOLE THAT LINE FROM UNCLE CHAEL.


And joanna is IMO a 6; not the prettiest but not the ugliest.
 
I'd give her a 5. Only when she's out of fight camp of course.
Face is like a 3.

Still wood tho
 
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